Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

teddybearnova:

shez-a-b0mbshell:

kushandwizdom:

ches

I’m sorry you’ve been made to believe that the whole of Africa is poor, I really am..

Reblogging for those of you who think Africa is only what the media and movies portrays it to be

This fucks me up because it’s scary to think that we can be showed something all our lives and not even know it’s a lie

skyishtar:

Whenever someone uses this

On a post about Grant Ward. I will now respond with

You have been warned

alexanderlightbooty:

captainlucifer:

erocsan:

captainlucifer:

if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends

Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha

i’m a man

regalia-of-wisdom:

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

#you can tell which era emphazied which priorities

Things I Should Be Doing

• so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

• any of that

bullied:

me after finals:

trust:

trust:

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trust:

im gonna do that thing where u message someone randomly asking for ur sandals back ill keep u guys updated

oh my god

people are so nICE ABOUT THIS

things have taken a dramatic turn

dammit my cover is blown

PEOPLE ARE WAY TO NICE ABOUT MY NON EXISTENT SANDALS

IM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE

averyfunimationchristmas:

ineedchocolatemilknow:

funimationentertainment:

*grabs own boob not for any sexual reason but just because it is squishy and soft and my boob*

oh sure but when i do it people tell me to “let go of my boob, michael”

yea bc thats sexual harassment also ur not funny 0/10

bonesinmyblood:

fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

teachers are told to get in between boys when they’re fighting because once they lose eye contact they’ll calm down but teachers are told to stay out of the way of girls fighting because they will fuck your shit up

skyewward:

b00k-freak:

nicolaclaus:

So I assume the one that Ward likes then is Skye? Which is interesting. 

And also adorable. 

fyeahlilbit3point0:

Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?

deaf-clint:

literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan

johnwatsonschafingpenis:

persephoneholly:

The only time a man gets a say regarding someone’s abortion is when it’s his body being pregnant.

The only time a woman gets a say regarding someone’s abortion is when it’s her body being pregnant.

If you are not the pregnant one, you don’t get a say in someone’s abortion unless the pregnant person asks your opinion.

Finally finding a trans-inclusive post about abortion rights.

Bless

averagefairy:

cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal

fushimiism:

Act 2, Scene 1 of Twelfth Night?

a-spoon-is-born:

ychr:

turtlerollingdownhill:

hi everyone

I know tumblr is all “omg” about bath bombs at the moment I’m here to be your resident killjoy

just make sure your bathbombs don’t have sugar in them because HOLY URINARY TRACT INFECTION BATMAN

same goes for a lot of artificial perfumes

i don’t use bath bombs but reblogged because very few people deserve to have uti

see also: yeast infections

c-parks:

beerandbelles:

c-parks:

obama wants to make community college free for everyone and if you think that’s a bad idea then you need to get out of my face.

YEAH ON WHOS DIME????

oh no!! our tax dollars going towards something that’ll significantly better this country?! blasphemy!!

intheicyairofnight:

I can’t believe how long it took me to realize that the “nagging wife” sitcom stereotype is literally just “useless husband is incapable of doing his share of the housework despite being repeatedly asked” framed to demonize the woman