Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win: Archive

dragon-in-a-fez:

ladypalerider:
neversarcastic:
Dear necromancers, why would you bother summoning human corpses when dinosaurs are an option
there is an entire movie series dedicated to explaining why we do not reanimate dinosaurs
are you suggesting necromancers were behind jurassic park

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angryginger:

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

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#it may happen someday #but today is not that day

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princessbanshee:

kazifer:
sandorandthehounds:
byronpunk:
jadebloods:
scottiemcchottie:
narcissusmetamorphosis:
we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have
just a few favorite tags
just open up tag viewer on this post and settle in with a snack cause ain’t nobody sleeping tonight, friends
installing tag viewer for this was the best decision i ever made
This is amazing
And then we have this innocent soul:
A few personal favorites:

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#JESUS CHRIST #i'm screaming

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#GIVE IT TO MEEEEEE #peggy carter is better than you #agent carter #also angie

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#A+ smackdown

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#otp: BUDAPEST

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thalamtnafsee:

heroincest:
my friend and i had to break a social norm for our sociology class so we drove around and catcalled boys (and one male teacher omfg) and they all looked so alarmed and confused and like they thought we were straight up crazy it was priceless and it rlly highlighted the fact that women just expect to be harassed when walking down the street whereas guys are just completely taken aback by it
this is a really important thing for people to understand

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#perfect post is perfect

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#open the ledger #GIVE ME BLACK WIDOW OR GIVE ME DEATH #give me my black widow movie

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#how to teach

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floozys:

“boys will be bo-“
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

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thriftstorewarfare:

A moment of silence for all of the impressionable people who are going to be grossly misinformed about BDSM due to the impending abomination that is the 50 Shades of Grey movie.
Say it with me kids
Christian Grey is not a Dom.
Christian Grey is an abuser.

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#how to parent

romvnov:

Sexuality: Peggy Carter defending other women with a fork as her weapon

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here's my advice

krxs10:

lightly-child:
yes, eat that
no, do not text back the fuckboy
hush, her sex life is none of our business
coconut oil
i cant believe how much this all makes sense

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brynnasaurus:

so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me
sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place

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shrapnelcascade:

Harry disappears from the wizarding world for a little while after the fall of Voldemort and only like Ron Hermione and Ginny know where he’s gone
but he’s traveling. he considered backpacking Europe, but then he realized he’d had enough of camping for at least twenty…

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#who gave you permission #GO TO YOUR ROOM

isolated-animals:

mairelon:
el-hotel-bella-muerte:
insanityisallihavegoingforme:
meanwhileinpurgatory:
no-more-yielding-but-a-dream:
aconsultingblogger:
aidanturnerconfessions:
If you can show me a man that looks better than Richard Armitage in military uniform I will give you my first born
I see your Tennant and raise you Hiddleston and Cumberbatch
i see your hiddleston and cumberbatch and raise you ackles
I acknowledge your Ackles and raise you Rogers
BAM GERARD WAY

Have a Sebastian Stan
External image

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#team mulan's grandma #sign me up

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#'you heard the statistically average lady'

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#home state pride

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Why girls stress over periods

secretlycapricious:

larry-stylinanal:
The constant fear of bleeding through clothes
The constant cramps
Having to change pads/tampons every 2-4 hours
Having to deal with mood swings
Having to deal with boys going ‘Oh someones on their period’
When you stand up its like a waterfall from your vagina
Craving food to calm you down
The constant fear that you smell of blood even though you dont
CRAMPS
Feeling over emotional
CRAMPS
CRAMPS
FUCKEN CRAMPS
YOU MEAN I DON’T ACTUALLY SMELL LIKE BLOOD?!

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classicrants:

windandwater:
titusnowl:
windandwater:
queeshmael:
titusnowl:
ishmael got that job despite never going whaling before PARTLY bc his boyfriend’s a great harpooneer n was like “if u hire me u gotta hire my sea husband too, wherei go he goes” but ALSO…

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#an exceptional summary of Moby Dick

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#peggy goddamn carter #peggy carter is better than you #agent carter

mormonstrous:

theshrikeabyssal:
squiddly—diddly:
Now that gay marriage is legal in Nevada does that mean drunk straight dudes in Las Vegas can accidentally get married.
#’accidentally’#’suppose we have to spend the rest of our lives together now bro’
#if this isn’t the next big fanfic trope

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#holy fucking shit #i did not know this was considered abuse #well doesn't that just explain a shitload of stuff from MY childhood

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#'meter homie' #that's great

angrybagel:

WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA

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#did you mean: finals week

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