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January 2015

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

thepreciousthing:

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

I know where we’re going guys

Jan 30, 2015 931,918 notes
#adler #time for a road trip

pinkmanjesse:

does anyone else get really anxious during the weekends because you’re aware of how poorly you’re spending your free time and you know that there’s something more productive you could be doing but you just can’t think of anything so you continue to be on the computer

Jan 30, 2015 368,609 notes
#it's in words
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#perfect post is perfect
Dear Mr Schmidtthat-leftycurse.tumblr.com

buckeed:

sashayed:

eatingcroutons:

I really think you need to brush up on your mythology here. Do you even know what a hydra looks like?

This is a hydra. Its defining features are its one tail and many, many heads.

So what the fuck is this supposed to be?

That, Mr…

Jan 30, 2015 72,271 notes

binkabonkahankeydoo:

crazedcrocgirl:

littledomme:

patrickat:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

“can men and women really be just friends??” straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

[[bi-lociraptor screech in the background, the hunt has begun]]

I know I already reblogged this but this version has dinosaurs

Bilociraptor

this is proof

im a dinosaur

sUCK IT MOM

Jan 30, 2015 801,840 notes
“Hello sir. Or madam. Or neuter.”—Aliens coming to lecture you about carbon emissions, but respecting your gender identity in the meantime.  (via ajcrawly)
Jan 28, 2015 180 notes

that-guy-called-scott:

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

Wow, So 123762 people think that the throne of hell belongs to them, this is gonna be like a massive game of thrones when we all die

Jan 28, 2015 1,279,807 notes
  • wattpad fanfic: so he's a serial killer who has fallen in love with me after he kidnapped me but he won't tell me about his dark and tragic past so he turned to drugs and he physically abuses me but it's okay bc we sleep together like every other chapter
  • deviantart fanfic: *inserts an OC into the canon universe*
  • Quotev fantic: my name is [insert author's first name here] Payne/Purdy/Quinn/Fuentes/Barakat/Irwin/ect. and my parents hate me so they're making my brother take me on tour with him and his band and I fell in love with his bandmate who helped me conquer my depression and now I'm pregnant with his baby and my brother wants to kill us both
  • AO3 fanfics: literally the most well-written stories you'll ever have the privilege to read. better than most classic literature. you've read published novels that weren't this beautiful. you feel like a better person after having read this story.
  • fanfiction.net fanfics: stories that tried and came close but weren't good enough for AO3
  • tumblr fanfic: *all of the above*
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altusmages:

altusmages:

My brother is friends with this girl who works at the same place he does, and whenever she drops by at our house, she goes straight up to his room and then they nap for a few hours

That’s the kind of friendship I aspire to have someday

never mind they were definitely not napping yesterday

Jan 21, 2015 504,291 notes

danthenachoman:

just in case people needed some perspective as to how much a billion actually is

1 million seconds is just over a week and a half

1 billion seconds is about 35 years

Jan 21, 2015 313,276 notes
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#the scottish play #SHAKESPEARE THOUGH
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#have you watched firefly? #if not why not? #you can't stop the signal #also simon tam is epically badass
Jan 21, 2015 144,696 notes

lionsandshadows:

ponchopeligroso:

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

this is really important.

Jan 21, 2015 868,783 notes

cutielife:

I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t

Jan 21, 2015 659,261 notes
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#A+ smackdown #reference #how to parent #for an infant

tommybishops:

if you ever feel like you’re getting too obsessive about something just remember that my romantic lit prof had a colleague who mapped out three years of lord byron’s sex life using only his laundry receipts

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  • Agent Carter: Has a disabled love interest, an ass kicking female lead, passes the Bechdel test with flying colors, speaks out about sexism, has women defending each other from sexist men, points out how sexist society was and still is, doesn't revolve Peggy's motivation around a man, has a male and female lead working together with no romantic attachment involved, shows how hard it is for women to gain respect in the workplace, questions gender roles, and on top of that is a really fun and interesting series.
  • Tumblr: ...
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  • Tumblr: *holds conference*
  • Tumblr: *to self* okay well we need something to complain about. even though the series has a lot of things that should make us happy, we should overlook the several positives and find a few negatives
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  • Tumblr: ... There aren't any LGBTQ+ characters and 93% of the cast is white!!!!1!!!!!11
Jan 21, 2015 283 notes

thetowerofpimps:

rainbowsandglitterponies:

thetowerofpimps:

if you think the fat on my chest and the fat in my butt is sexy but you can’t handle a little bit of fat on my stomach or my thighs you can go fuck yourself i don’t need that kinda negativity in my life

THANK THE FUCK OUT OF YOU

youre welcome

Jan 21, 2015 143,681 notes
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rukafais:

graveyardhorse:

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm

the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me

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unfaithfl:

A lot of people tend to forget that Hawaii was illegally overthrown and Annexed into the United States. So if you wonder why natives are hostile towards America I hope you check your history cause even though we are forced to be American on paper, we are first and foremost Kanaka Maoli…not American.

Jan 21, 2015 51,461 notes

alltheladiesyouhate:

i don’t want to read lgbtq fiction i want to read genre fiction with lgbtq protags

Jan 21, 2015 101,311 notes

fatale-distraction:

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

bless

Jan 21, 2015 414,526 notes
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#DRAGONS #bird dragons but whatever #STILL DRAGONS
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#jon stewart is a fucking gift
Jan 21, 2015 296,643 notes
#A+ smackdown

aikerou:

my-oddly-drawn-circus:

hypelevi:

If someone wants to identify as female, THEY ARE FEMALE. 

If someone wants to identify as male, THEY ARE MALE.

“But you were born as ___ So that-” NONE OF THAT.

“You still look like a-” STOP IT. 

I identify as a potato.
I am now potato.
I use pot/pots/potself pronouns
respect my gender

Get your sarcasm off my post.

Jan 21, 2015 59,754 notes
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

loganmcowen:

xaldien:

loganmcowen:

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

Yowch, disgusting.

Jan 21, 2015 1,355,505 notes

c0ffeekitten:

Feeling the need to apologize for being mentally ill is a miserable, miserable thing.

I’m sorry I can’t focus well, I’m sorry I get all scrambled when I talk, I’m sorry I get sad easily or for no reason, I’m sorry I can’t keep my room clean. I’m sorry if I embarrass you by crying in public, or if I annoy you when I talk about things that I’ve told you about twenty times already.

I’d act normal if I knew how, but that’s just not the way my brain works.

Jan 21, 2015 167,644 notes
I want to see something, Reblog if you're older than 13 and younger than 25.

psychotic-stranger:

youaremybestfriendbud:

there will come a day where i cannot reblog this

I still have 5 years to reblog this.

Jan 21, 2015 939,850 notes

anxiousbagel:

emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

  • “i would kill myself without you”
  • “everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did”
  • basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you
Jan 21, 2015 699,075 notes

notalwaysluminous:

renzoshiima:

calibornsmainsqueeze:

trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less

If you’re lactose intolerant you can eat nuts and if you’re allergic to oranges, most other fruits have vitamin c. If fruits aren’t an option, there’s also vitamin c supplements.

Good info. Pass it on.

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Did anyone notice...

jdisapunk:

thesuperjew:

Obama mentions his wife in his victory speech: “…The woman who agreed to marry me 20 years ago”

Romney mentions his wife in his concession speech: “… The woman I chose to marry”

It’s amazing how someone’s views on equality can come out in one simple sentence

still relevant

Jan 21, 2015 525,912 notes

lupinatic:

petrichoralpink:

Obama: ”I have no more campaigns to run”

*republicans clap*

Obama: “I know, because I won both of them.”

Say what you will about the man but I’ve never seen a man who could throw shade so well while remaining classy.

Jan 21, 2015 83,584 notes

onlyblackgirl:

theprettygoodgatsby:

piffsburg:

Females: I want equal rights.
Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.

Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit

What is wrong with men that they equate equality with who you can abuse?

Jan 21, 2015 733,838 notes
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