THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I STOPPED BREATHING
mcu has rarely ever disappointed me, but i am definitely disappointed that sif and darcy have yet to meet
like could you imagine how awesome and cute that would be? darcy would totally be swooning over what a badass babe sif is and be like “omg warrior goddess teach me how to fight like you!!” and sif would be more than happy to train a fellow lady fighter, and long story short, they become girlfriends <3
YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON
If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
uh
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away, and you have their shoes.
–Jack Handey
I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”
one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like
just rest your eyes
get comfy
we’re all in this together
you are safe here
it will be ok
This is by far the cutest college post I have ever seen
Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the Shadow
–The Hollow Men, T. S. Eliot