Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win: Archive

bisexualpiratequeen:
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6-…

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#oh my god i'm a cat #help i'm a cat #i thought i was a human

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asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:
a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

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jonathan:

what do you mean it’s inappropriate to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC at my funeral

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#this is going in my will #if my friends don't play highway to hell and hells bells at my funeral i'm gonna haunt their asses

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livingina-hidingplace:

faineemae:
“You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again.”
“You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school.”
fuck the education system
I will never NOT reblog this.

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#hands down my favorite line

27teacups:

arkhams:
cisphobias:
if you identify as cis but haven’t actually taken time to sit down and examine and analyze your gender identity, it’s probably time to do that otherwise you’ve just given in to society forcing a significant part of your identity upon you.
if…

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#i consider myself a woman for the same reason that i feel more comfortable in silver jewelry than gold #it's just something true #it's my identity #and a statement like that should be accepted regardless of what your biological sex at birth was

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#really though #fucking uncanny #if i ever don't reblog this i am dead

mickeyed:

FIC WHERE THEY KNOW EACH OTHER BUT THEY DON’T KNOW THEY KNOW EACH OTHER (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
my friend can’t stop talking about how they want to set me up with their other friend so we start texting each other and they’re hilarious but shy about meeting and ALSO there’s a cute bike…

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#oh my god please #please i need this

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skelitas:

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

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monobeartheater:

djsais:
arceeofficial:
june-and-the-ocean:
egberts:
if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong
when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is
SWEET JESUS
SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
OH MY GOD.
I TELL PEOPLE THAT IT SMELLS “SHARP” WHEN IT’S COLD AND PEOPLE THINK I’M FUCKING INSANE.
DEAR CHRIST
COLD SMELLS THE SAME WAY SOME METALS SMELL
Rain smells round, cold smells sharp, and spring in general smells curly.
and heat smells fat and heavy

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beahbeah:

foxtrotsky:
What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.
#teenage girls are so important #all young girls are so important #i will kill a thousand men to protect young girls #with my bare hands

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warbloggerofzillyhoo:

thesherlockfandomisbroken:
smith-and-noble:
samandpatricks:
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.
That is a liiiiittle bit creepy
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BROTHERS GRIMM FAIRYTALES HONEY

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#important shit #very important shit

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras.

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“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.”—Groucho Marx (via kushandwizdom)

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#see what worries me is that i'd be sitting in the cell with my friend #because i'm that sort of loyal idiot who does shit even though i know it'll go badly #just because i don't want the other person to do it alone #and that's really fine at the end of the day #the problem is that I AM MY FRIENDS' ONE CALL #'OH GOSH I'VE BEEN ARRESTED BETTER CALL MORAN #HI MORAN COME GET ME I DID A THING' #nope #sorry bitch #i'm in here too

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:
There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.
This is the best description ever

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princedorkface:

So we got new Latin books today and my teacher immediately told us to turn to page 81.
This is the original picture:
A picture of a statue of Poseidon.
But look at some of the treasures we found:
Rockstar dominatrix Poseidon.
Old woman Poseidon.
BUT THIS IS WHERE WE LOST IT…
X-MEN CYCLOPES POSEIDON
AND MASTER CHIEF POSEIDON

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shy-crackers:

rage—prince:
demon—eyes:
marvels-spooky-angel:
demon—eyes:
OKAY GUYS SO I JUST WENT OUT TO BUY GLUE FOR A MEDIA PROJECT I HAVE TO DO AND I SAW THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING HALLOWEEN SHIRT EVER
AND THEN I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS
STOP REBLOGGING THIS
THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED

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felixdawkins:

how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like
“how long have you been 17”
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”

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sociopathicassbutt:

class-snuggle:
My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

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nickfuckface:

halloween2007:
drunkonfanfiction:
fedorathexplorer:
superwholockian: WE KNOW HOW TO KILL AND HIDE A BODY
me: throws you into a locker
Superwholockian: *Burns down the locker* *Climbs out of fire with no scratches* *Puts on fez* * Puts on scarf* *eyes flicker black* You shouldn’t of done that.
What is this
embarrassment incarnate

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How the sky would look if the planets were as close as the moon

lumos5000:

c-parks:
robmcdon:
spongebobsimonpants:
kellyeatworld:
guceubcuesu:
Moon…
Mercury…
Venus…
Mars…
Jupiter…
Saturn…
Uranus…
Neptune…
JUPITER. Holy fuck
What about if Earth had rings?
What would that look like
this is like porn i love space
Gallifrey…

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#ON YOUR LEFT #GODDAMN

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straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:
livingonmusicals:
komlin:
livingonmusicals:
komlin:
livingonmusicals:
ok y’all
how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two
OH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car
STOP IT
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream
I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

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minim-calibre:

fawnbro:
shutupaubrey:
do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too
hey for everyone reblogging this you should check out http://www.mybodygallery.com/ ! you can do this ALL THE TIME whenever you feel bad and get really specific! please love yourselves! you deserve it.
Wow. This is all kinds of awesome.

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