Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

give-me-all-the-hetalia-boys:

wilwheaton:

autumnyte:

fasterwouldbebetter:

Forever reblog.

You can hear him say oh snap

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

romanovah:

plot twist: the day before the ant man premiere marvel releases a statement saying “oops, wrong insect”, along w a lenghty black widow trailer, next day the black widow origin movie is released and all is well in the world

benvolio-the-living:

I hate when parents use the whole “I pay for your food and clothes and everything else!” Excuse to make their kids feel guilty. Its like, oh, yes, sorry you decided to have a child and actually have to care for that child. What a horrible thing for a small human to need those things and for the birthgiver to care for them. Poor you.

thetendershark:

gokuma:

lostwiginity:

jamesorangecat:

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP having a fun day at the beach.

#that awkward moment when (via nieniekoto)

For Cherik fandom beach is like Fight Club:

You DO NOT talk about Fight Club

3rd RULE of Fight Club: If someone says “stop” or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

xyle:

bookslayer13:

xyle:

*unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that*

I think you mean subconsciously

no. catch me at your local walmart asleep in the Ball Cage gripping onto my titties for dear life

lifelikeslemons:

rairii:

cupcakemichi:

moonykins:

Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:

Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.

wait… so *that’s* what happens?!?

I THOUGHT IT WAS STAINS NO WONDER THEY WEREN’T WASHING OFF

holy shit i was so embarrassed about this

benbrolioanddudliet:

[annoyed nat voice] bartON

[muffled clint in the ventilation system voice] bartoff

natasharvmanoff:

srsly tho if marvel thinks they can replace a black widow movie with 5 mins footage of nat’s backstory in aou they can go and bury themselves in the backyard