if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.
if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.
if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.
It’s possible that the most important part of Harry Potter, the entirety of the series, is in PoA when Harry realizes that no one is coming to save him, that it wasn’t his father he saw casting the patronus and sending the dementors away. When he realizes that he has to save himself and he does it.
newt scamander had better be like a magical steve irwin
#CRIKEY LOOK AT THAT CHIMERA #ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS MAGICAL CREATURES KNOWN TO WIZARDKIND #… … … #LET’S HAVE A CLOSER LOOK #I’M GONNA PET IT
you know who are cool? aces who never have sex, aces who hate sex, aces who are indifferent to sex, and aces who previously enjoyed sex but no longer do
hey this post could use more than 23 notes, i see a lot of posts affirming ace people who want to have sex but not so many affirming sex repulsion
Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.
I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.
I literally put my coffee down, stared at the screen and said “Holy shit…”
Fuck.
this is still my favorite post ever
For a lot of reasons. Including the fact that it is 100% acceptable to sleep literally anywhere indoors and out of the way. But at the moment it’s because I just wrote a response (like, supposed to be one page or less) that turned into a two page impassioned Billie Holiday Appreciation Paper (because fuck yeah, Strange Fruit for the WIN, if you haven’t heard it get your ass out of here and listen to it, then Google the backstory and be amazed by her balls) and I ended that sucker with a Harry Potter reference (because Potterheads forever). It is going to get handed in and will probably get a good grade.
Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing
phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:
I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING
RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER
FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
IT’S STARTED
I just saw one of those threatening reblog-or-else posts targeted at beloved fathers, and this is me counteracting it.
It’s been over 13 years since I first read PoA and I still can’t believe Harry asked the Minister of Magic to sign his Hogsmeade permission form.
*tumblrs happily*
*remembers homework, exams and responsibilities*
*tumblrs stressfully*this is the most accurate post i have ever seen
My life.