Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

thundercrumbs:

thundercrumbs:

thundercrumbs:

k so i tried to download “the house of the rising sun” because i heard it somewhere and i went on piratebay and got a rlly dodgy file and long story short i now have 275 different covers of house of the rising sun :/

this is just the A’s and a bit of the B’s

one of them is played entirely by pan flutes this is ridiculous

homoish:

• u get horny over fucking everything
• blood
• you fucking ruin your panties
• fuck
• what the hell
• people just fucking stop
• this list is fucking awful

thehamsteroflife:

MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN TO ME

WOMEN GET REJECTED TOO

I KNOW WHAT REJECTION FEELS LIKE

I GET REJECTED QUITE A LOT, ACTUALLY

BUT DO I GET ANGRY AT THE GUYS WHO DON’T WANNA DATE ME? DO I ACT LIKE THEY OWE ME A RELATIONSHIP? DO I MURDER PEOPLE BECAUSE OF IT?

ALL OF YOU SAYING “IT’S THE WOMEN’S FAULT THAT THEY’RE BEING KILLED! THEY JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW BAD REJECTION HURTS!”

YES WE DO UNDERSTAND. AND NO WE ARE NOT AT FAULT

123ery:

i dont care if text posts are fake, let me believe the world is funny and creative and parents are weird and teachers are fun and coincidences always line up with the joke. it gives me hope.

jennielou-who:

liarino:

birdflashed:

johnegberection:

Trying to prove something to my mom. 

Please reblog if you think pansexual is real, she keeps telling me pansexual is just a fancy term for bisexual. 

sorry guys apparently im not real or something

I thought I was real.

Only 3,072 people think I’m real. That’s depressing.

I’m sorry y'all are apparently imaginary.

yourstoryisnoteverover:

yourstoryisnoteverover:

About to tell a straight guy that he’s cute.

Can’t wait to be told, “I’m not gay.”

I will update.

He’s not gay. 

stardust-rain:

i ship a lot of otps, ot3s, brotps and foetps, but i will never ship anything as fiercely as i do ‘ragtag bunch of misfits turned found family’. 

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

#literally just had to google that#apparently screens are widely used in Australia USA and Canada#in Europe we deal with stuff that comes through the window like a man(x)

this is why you guys had the black plague.

naughty-chekov:

no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom

leonardnimoy:

reblog if your family has a plastic bag with plastic bags inside

remyreaper:

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”