Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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i just realized that maria hill reports directly to fury and natasha reports directly to fury and melinda may reports directly to fury and they’re the only ones we see regularly speaking to him
all three of director fury’s closest lieutenants are women how metal is that
we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.
REAL FUCKING TALK
When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it
OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*
Bucky knows what’s up
The Winter Soldier is better than you.
i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional
i-wish-icouldntfeel-a-damn-thing:
Avengers: “Oh no, a metal man is making a metal army to terrorize the world! He’s indestructible! Metal!”
Magneto: [deep sigh]
Magneto: *raises arm*
Magneto: *clenches fist*
CREDITSPost-credits scene is just twent minutes of him playing “stop hitting yourself” with Tony.
bucky is stuck to a traffic light and crying for steve to help him down.
I don’t understand why this is a bad thing
i remember 2014 like it was yesterday.
you can only reblog this today, this will never happen in your life again
- EYES CHANGE COLOUR
- EYES CHANGE COLOUR
- HAZEL EYES VERY OFTEN CHANGE COLOUR BASED ON BLOOD PRESSURE AND LIGHTING
- GENERALLY ANY EYE COLOUR WITH FLECKS OF A DIFFERENT COLOUR WILL TEND TO CHANGE COLOUR
- BLUE EYES ARE PALE ENOUGH TO DO SOME…
ALSO, I’M PROUD OF THOSE OF YOU WHO HAD A REALLY SHITTY YEAR AND AT ONE POINT WANTED TO GIVE UP BUT DIDN’T. YOU GUYS ARE SO BRAVE AND STRONG AND I WISH YOU ALL NOTHING BUT THE BEST IN LIFE.
all i want for 2015 is for the cops to quit killing black people
randomly-awkward-fallen-angel:
it’s the last day of this year and we’re all blogging
It’s the first day of this year and we’re still all blogging
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
SPOT.
Oh.
it’s kinda cute how we all celebrate the earth finishing another lap around the sun
consent is a hell of a thing aint it
the bad part about being an introvert is that you feel like you get left out of everything but at the same time you’re not sure you wanted to go out and do the thing anyway…
Women are a balancing act
Don’t eat too much, don’t eat too little. Don’t be fat, don’t be too skinny. God do you ever stop eating? Woah do you ever eat? The not-so-well-concealed looks of disgust, the not-so-well-concealed looks of concern.
Don’t be loud. Don’t be quiet. Have a voice in society, leave the talking to the big boys. You want something, speak up! No, no, when it’s your turn, sweetie. Ugh, she never shuts up, it’s obnoxious. Have you ever heard her talk? I don’t even know what her voice sounds like.
Make sure your skirt is long enough, but not too long. Don’t make yourself too available, but you don’t want to look like a grandma. Show off what you got, but if you do it’s your fault if anything happens. Was your skirt long enough? How is any boy going to look at you if you wear that?
Have sex, but stay innocent. Give us what we want, but we hate sluts. Virgins are so sweet. What do you mean you want to stay abstinent until marriage? Do you even live in our society? Life without sex is boring. Life with sex is disgusting. God, have you seen her? She’s banged every guy in the school. God, have you seen her? Still a virgin at her age.
Be smart, but not too smart. Boys like a smarter girl. Boys can’t stand it when you know more than them. Play dumb. Ugh, not that dumb, god, weren’t you even listening? They like a smarter girl. No, no, now you just look like a nerd. Girls don’t belong in the classroom, they have to take care of the kids. You want a well-paying job? Take some incentive and study. You can’t slack off because you’re a girl.
Do what you love, but don’t. Be yourself, unless it goes against what we say. Do you love to do your hair and makeup? Great, you’re good to go. Approved. Do you love videogames and guns? You’re faking it. You’re lying. You’re pretending. You’re wrong
”—Balancing Act. A little piece I wrote because I’m tired of walking on the beam. (via bigsisterelsa)new years resolutions:
- watch avengers: age of ultron so many times that sanity is questioned
ezyr:
why is being adopted kept secret from kids why is it shamed like bro we PICKED YOU but you’re not gonna find out until later on accident or maybe never p.s. you might be a demigod who knows
i am craving Taco Bell.. i gotta stay strong i cut fast food out of my diet 5 days ago
you can doing it. just give the french frying to a me
i almost said something rude but i went to your blog and english isn’t your first language and this is actually pretty good for someone who never formally learned english im proud of you
thanks you friend. it my third language. i try harder for french frying
I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????
Freak 2.0
OMG WHAT
I SHIP IT
do you guys watch porn and jerk off together?
there ya go
“Please don’t tell Melissa”
Mauahhahaha
potatosackmian krimdellakrim egosumrex28
there’s hot people
and then there’s hot people with beards
I don’t think girls with beards would be very hot but ya know, whatever floats your boat.
ur excused
yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Where is that one text post where the person was dreaming in some language but they said they don’t speak that language in english but they’re german
#I demand a dramatic musical number #where he builds a castle made of honory’all motherfuckers want a fire elsa so bad but you dont even realize that already exists
^ That tag though…
The Ohio trans teenager died on Sunday morning in a suspected suicide
Sign the petition here.
dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke
one might even call it
avocado’s number
NO.
One of my favorite puns.
