Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.
Hint from your local minister’s kid: There isn’t one, and even those “supported” by religion are shoddy and absurd.
Stage 1: NOW KISS
Stage 2: NOW FUCK
Stage 3: NOW BREAK EACH OTHER’S HEARTS AND THEN MEND THEM SLOWLY WHILE TOUCHING EACH OTHER WITH REVERENT, TREMBLING HANDS
Girls don’t want boys, girls want detailed masterpieces of fanfiction with good narrative, fluff, angst and smut of their otp.
I still haven’t decided which form of pun delivery I prefer
- said with a shitty grin, followed by a “aaaaaaahhhhhhh?“ that increases in volume and pitch (finger pistols optional but recommended)
- said in absolute deadpan with no change in facial expression and no follow-up at all
- said online where nobody can tell what you’re doing as you write it
- UPS worldwide expedited with tracking
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
what the heck harry turns 20 in 4 months he was like 16 yesterday
1st world problems
Harry’s older than that. Rowling said he was born in ‘80. He’s like 33 now
another episode on ‘is this post about harry potter or harry styles”
and here I thought they were talking about the prince
what up Britain time to get some new names
Know what’s real fucked? Every other age group has the correct aged actors representing them except teenagers. Adults play adults - children play children; but teenagers are played by more adults. Why? Because apparently our body changes from puberty are too ugly for TV. So what happens? We go through those years looking at the perfect “teenagers” and wondering why we don’t look like that.
*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON SO HARD THAT MY FIST BREAKS*
sorry but a relationship where you forbid each other to talk to the opposite sex isn’t a relationship at all. love is about admiration not possession, we might live in a world where materialism is acceptable but people aren’t the same you can’t control someone like that
*sends this to all the couples at my school*
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
I don’t understand why people think that technology is making us antisocial. I will ignore you just as easily with a book as I will with my cell phone.
i dont think anyone is more serious about urban legends than theatre kids i mean once a kid had to go home from rehearsal bc he said the name of the scottish play onstage and someone punched him in the face
of course i didnt what kind of fool do you take me for
middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is
Excuse you middle school may have been simpler in your time but these days it can be so brutal. Had you read three Steinbeck books by the time you were thirteen? Probably not.
For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
Do you ever look at your best friend and just ” Who the heck blessed me with this dork , i am the luckiest loser in the galaxy.”
person: he’s so hot
lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive
person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men
lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good
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Parts of Australia are supposed to be so hot over the next few days that weather charts had to have new colours added to visually show how fucking hot it will be
WE’RE ALL GOING TO BURN
I FEEL LIKE IM LOOKING INTO THE EYE OF DEATH
NOT COOL AUSTRALIA. NOT COOL.
50 FUCKIN 4 DEGREES
BY THE WAY 54 DEGREES IS 129.2 F
Are you guys okay over there??
do people actually live in that purple area
How awkward would it have been if the Weasley twins stole Faux-Moody’s flask thinking it was top shelf firewhiskey
They pour out shots and drink them at the same time and a couple minutes later they’re like “Holy shit, we’re identical!” Followed by “Okay but we should probably report this.”
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something
