If Christian Grey wasn’t a rich pretty boy, and was say a fat, middle aged, used car salesman; 50 Shades of Grey would be made into a Lifetime Original Movie, with Mr. Grey ending up in jail. Seriously, this book raises every red flag warning signal I learned during my Military Police training. Grey is a fucking psycho. If a 4th book comes out, it’ll be about him finding a good place to dump Anastasia’s corpse.
IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER
SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY
GROW A SET AND TELL HER
no ok but like 2 years ago this one guy called me pretty and I still remember it to this day like whenever I think I’m ugly I’m like well at least that one guy that one time thought I was pretty
WARNING THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS CATCALLING OR SAYING “HEY SEXY”, ETC.
is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths because their vaginas can like swallow water or something and then get infected and then they can die or is that just a myth
did you take sex ed in texas
let me just say that i live in texas and in my sexual education a girl asked what the clitoris was and the teacher told her that it didn’t exist.
Thor see’s Darcy as his little sister, just as she looks to him like an overprotective big brother. So when Darcy brings her dates to the tower Thor greets them in full armour, while the other Avengers look on amused. Needless to say, none of them call her back.
If you ever get annoyed when someone tells you to do something remember that her record label told Sara Bareilles that she needed to write a love song if she wanted to make it onto the charts so she wrote a song basically telling them to go fuck themselves, named it ‘Love Song”, and it spent 363 weeks on the charts and hit #1.
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is
can we stop conditioning teens on tumblr to be terrified of being wrong or misinformed ??? you can’t ask a damn question on here without someone jumping down yr throat??? let kids learn from their mistakes because they WILL LEARN. don’t go telling teenagers to kill themselves or doxx them over misguided opinions jesus christ stop terrifying people into submission its abusive fcked up and wrong
why do white people get so butthurt over white people jokes
like idc i find them hilarious because they’re so REAL i think mustard is spicy, my mom is a pinterest person, my brothers wear basketball shorts and nike socks
like who cares we’re not being hurt by people saying this i have yet to be shot for drinking starbucks. white people are whiny as fuck and i am sorry
