Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO STILL TRIES TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS AFTER DEPRESSION HIT THEM HARD. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH RECOGNITION FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THAT THEY’RE GOING TO LOSE INTEREST AND MOTIVATION AGAIN BUT PUSH THEMSELVES TO DO STUFF ANYWAYS. YOU ARE FIGHTING A DAILY BATTLE WITH YOUR OWN THOUGHTS AND YOU’RE STILL COMING OUT ON TOP, YOU’RE ALL BRAVE AS FUCK
if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.
Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK
first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that
Do you ever get rly pissed because the hunger games films could’ve told such a deep story with themes that reflect our own society’s oppressive systems
but instead they whitewashed the main leads, erased their disabilities, and pretty much romanticized the violence
The degree to which THG movies play into exactly the things the story condemns will never not be staggering to me
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
‘eat something’
'buckle up’
'get some sleep’
'here have my fries’
'Im gonna draw you something’
“You’re a dork”
'Be safe’
'You can have the last slice’
'did you get home okay?’
this makes my insides warm
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I think this is VERY important.
The new…
what if we go to see ant man and theyre like “hey. we know you wanted to see ant man. but we’re gonna show you the black widow movie instead” the 40 year old dads would be angry, the rest would cheer.
The Ant Man movies starts. Ant Man is tiny. He is on screen for five seconds. Natasha steps on Ant Man. The camera pans up to Black Widow, ready for battle. It was a Black Widow movie all along.
when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.
“Morning,” said Castiel, Angel of the Lord, who now spends his time squabbling with humans because he has no self-respect.
Dean added a new entry into his Ways Cas Makes Me Act Like a Middle Schooler journal and completely cold-shouldered him as he left the room to go fix snackies for his baby brother. Said brother is a cold-blooded murderer who has literally been to hell and can probably take care of himself, but Dean’s got a complex.
Cas is so whipped that this display of petulance totally works on him, so he tries to save the moment by chit-chatting with Sam about the bunker and how they’re both physically fucked right now, because he’s a cheery guy.
Dean came back in and Sam (who has literally garroted vampires, slept with demons, saved the world, spent months without Dean trying to get him back, and is a FUNCTIONING ADULT) complained that his snackies were insufficient, so Dean immediately put on a coat to go get better food.
I could not make this shit up if I tried.
Cas offered to come with, which was a huge mistake. Dammit, Castiel, if I have told you once I have told you a million times, never interrupt Dean in the middle of a sulk.
And don’t apologize, Jesus Christ, but Cas clearly doesn’t speak Winchester because he totally apologized.
Dean used this as the perfect opportunity to tell his boyfriend why he was sleeping on the couch that night, all, “For what? For ignoring us? For bolting off with the angel tablet? And then losing it, because you didn’t trust me?”
In Dean-speak, this really meant, “We had a fucking moment, Cas, and you fucked off afterward before I could get in a good cuddle. I feel so used.”
Cas inexplicably chose that point to turn off his mind-reading powers and NOT GET THAT, so Dean told him to cram his apology up his ass. Because God forbid Dean actually say what he actually wants to cram up Cas’ ass, which is, if you’re not paying attenion, his dick.
Sam cleared his throat and asked an unrelated question, because he is the biggest cockblock in the history of cockblocks on a good day and the trials were making him short-tempered.
I may have had to deal with Crowley, I may have been taken from my home and my future, I may have watched my girlfriend get her neck broken right in front of me, but at least I never had to put up with the sexual tension that Sam Winchester has to put up with.
That fucker deserves it for abandoning me for a year so he could play house with that Amelia chick.
1st Kevin 22:4-17
i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that
les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient
IM GONNA REBLOG THIS POST UNTIL I DIE IM CRYING
I love how Steve is 100% willing to do bad things but negative percent willing to admit to them.
“Five exams in five different cities…” “That might not be the right file—”
*hotwires a car* “We’re borrowing.”
*pushes a guy off a building* “Technically, Natasha was the one who did it.”
