Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
so being a reader is basically a constant struggle between deciding on reading what you bought recently, what you bought ages ago and should stop ignoring, and what you really ought to reread.
And then reading fanfic instead.
The accuracy is incredible
petition to include darcy in civil war for following reasons
1. she majored in poli-sci she’d be a wonderful assistant to clueless shield-running steve
2. i fucking want it that’s why
WE HAVE A REPUBLICAN CONGRESS
A DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT
POLITICS IS ABOUT TO GET REEEEEEEEEALLY INTERESTING
No it’s about to get really boring. I’ll give you a preview…
Obama: let’s do a thing.
Republicans: no.Also:
Republicans: we’re going to do this thing
Obama: That’s a bad idea
Republicans: *shut down government*
I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON
Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.
*grabs own boob not for any sexual reason but just because it is squishy and soft and my boob*
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
- i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
- most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
- im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
- i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
- most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
- im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
i love how after CAM’s dramatic unveiling of the bonfire footage and ‘look how you care about John Watson’ Sherlock’s just like
well bro, u got me
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“I’m on Tumblr mobile and can’t see the picture, but I’m 5000% sure that it’s-”
I’m on Tumblr mobile and can’t see the picture, but I’m 5000% sure that it’s Mr Fizzles sensing Im a liar
Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new:
If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.
are you satan
you really do not live up to your url
I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters
Headcanon A: what I think realistically
Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilariousyou forgot
C: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friendsthat falls under hilarious
who here knows how to dismantle a security camera
everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it
My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically
Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there
Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’
