if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism
so did i ever tell you guys that one of my art class finals in high school was to make a sculpture involving toothbrushes based on a pun
i passed
its fucking 2014 can we stop pretending that friendships and other non-romantic or non-sexual relationships can’t be abusive
friends can abuse, isolate, and manipulate you
friends can physically and mentally abuse you
abuse by a friend is no less traumatic than abuse by an intimate partner
i’m mad i even have to say this tbqh
21+ full-figured actresses playing 14/15/16 yr old characters rly fucked up my self-esteem and self-image when i was young and made me v insecure
quit casting adults as young characters esp in shows w/ young target audiences?? man it makes undeveloped lil girls feel inadequate that they don’t look like grown women when they’re baby teens
tRUTH
a quick reminder:
not everyone knows what is and isn’t offensive
not everyone has the knowledge you do on slurs and their impact
so how about instead of bullying people who are wrong and writing them off as terrible people, you try educating them?
And if you say “it’s not my job to educate them” but you consider yourself an activist, you are not a very good activist.
a pregnant woman goes into a coma
months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant
“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”
“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks
“denise”
“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”
“denephew”
this is like 1998 chain email-level content
friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:
Reading fanfiction is the worst because you start out with “I’ll just read this cute one shot” then suddenly it’s four am and you have 12 tabs open and you’re crying again because THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY WHY CANT THEY JUST BE HAPPY
You hear all these “you’re not a real fan unless” and it lists a hundred things, but I met a dude today who saw my Deadpool pin and asked what my favorite story arc was, and I explained that while I loved Deadpool, I was new to Marvel (I only really got into it a year and a half ago) and hadn’t been able to find a lot of the comics. Instead of making a face or a derogatory comment, he just offered to send me all the stuff he had. That is a true fan.
Just received my size 50 knitting needles in the mail, and I’m pretty sure these are weapons, not craft making tools
The cat’s face
I almost scrolled past this, but
the cat’s face.
say it with me now
queer people of faith exist
queer people of faith matter
queer people of faith have probably spent their entire life feeling excluded from their faith community “because you can’t be both” so let’s not make them feel excluded from the queer community “because you can’t be both”
queer people of faith exist
queer people of faith matter
not surprised because apparently we are to blame for everything
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
#MILLENIALS AREN’T THE ONES KILLIN EACH OTHER AT BLACK FRIDAY#WE CAN’T EVEN AFFORD BLACK FRIDAY
say it with me now
emotional
abuse
is
still
abuse
do not fucking tell me someone with abusive parents “had it easy” just because the abuse wasn’t physical or sexual
just don’t
i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention
Finally
Break an expensive vase
Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff
Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women
I wish I was on my phone because I would put like a million clapping emojis under this
Famous Viners?
thomas sanders and lele pons are the only ones that matter
what about gio volpe
Destin Conrad?
I love the true viners
what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that
#what the fuck happened herewhen she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes