Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win: Archive

actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead.

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fquemark:

I’m such a bad friend when it comes to communication, like if you don’t try to get in contact with me you won’t hear from me for months at a time.

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#i'm fucking sorry #it's true #you have to talk to me because i won't talk to you #i'll feel guilty when i remember to drag my head out of my writing though

marvelous-freeman:

fieldbears:
redvinesgiraffe:
democracykills:
swaggersbackto-theimpala:
I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON
Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.

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#every time i reblog this it gets better

mugglebornheadcanon:

1601. Muggleborns are seen in Hogsmeade Service Station using the only payphone available. They are often seen in lines consisting of 6 to 10 people. When asked why they don’t just send owls, the common answer is “I literally just need a response in 3 minutes. Not 2 days.”

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#leeeeeave #your faaaaaace #stop #with the face #some of us are trying to maintain normal functions here #some of us are schlubs

additionally, if you were an aromantic asexual astronaut, that would make you an aerospace aro ace.

oh my god

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#A+ pun use #i'm here for the puns really

thetrillestqueen:

fromwastelands:
Men’s clothes, right?
My 20 year old 6 foot something skinny beanpole brother is a size medium t-shirt.
My 71 year old 5 foot 8 average weight dad is a size medium t-shirt.
My uncle who is built like Captain freaking America is a size medium t-shirt.
I can wear a men’s size medium t-shirt.
Women’s clothes?
Depends on the phases of the moon, your star sign, and whether you’ve looked at a picture of a chicken recently.
What even.
Accurate.

All of the accuracy.

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“People are frustrated with Congress, and part of the reason, of course, is gridlock. But mostly it’s because they see a Congress that works just fine for the big guys, but it won’t lift a finger to help them. If big companies can deploy armies of lobbyists and lawyer to get Congress to vote for special deals that benefit themselves, then we simply confirm the view of the American people that the system is rigged.”—Elizabeth Warren just said what we were all thinking (via micdotcom)

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#that is not even fair #kat dennings #get out of here with your gorgeousness #some of us are schlubs

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If you struggle with self-care and see this, stop what you're doing

rosecoveredtardis:

Have you eaten in the last 4ish hours?
Have you had something to drink today?
Can you have something, even if just milk or water or cup’o’noodles or toast with something yummy on it, if you haven’t, please?
If you have any injuries, can you please take care of them for me
Also please take any meds if you should and haven’t, yet?
Whatever you have or haven’t done today just know you’re super strong and I am so proud of you
Okay you can go back to blogging now~ <3

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hawkgirl-in-the-impala:

samsteves:
treat yo self. watch cap 2 again. watch cap 2 every day. who the fuck cares

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Play

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tomdelongsbuttblog:

ironpatriotisstupid:
the-fandoms-are-cool:
riddlemetom:
every fandom has put its characters in hogwarts houses at some point it’s just a straight up fact
it’s because we’re all part of the harry potter fandom
even after all this time?
Always

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#history according to tumblr

deeply:

16 days to 2015 and I still think I’m in 2012

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lazerscythe:

666jfc:
brutalboobs:
silhouettes-of-my-soul:
here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.
REAL
FUCKING
TALK
or if youre friends with a depressed person and they are upset whenever you hang out with them. Dont take it personal ok
YES

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romangodfrey:

gettin’ pumped to write a hella adequate final essay
it’s the kind of essay that even the harshest critics will call “finished”, “turned in”, and “in 12 pt. font”

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#reference #please #i'm fucking begging #go to a professional

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#i am honored to reblog this #particularly for that last one

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megaman2:

megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

This shit is hilarious, never stop reblogging it.

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transfriendly jobs

dadgenes:

babybutta:
equiuszahhak:
i’ve been doing research about jobs/companies that are accepting of trans and the like since i’m going job hunting again next month, and i found this list, which lists trans-friendly businesses. it links to this page, a directory for employers.
tagging so people can see it, i figured this might come in handy for some people!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST
zhunter007 ?

Reblogged it before, I’ll reblog it again.

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#have you watched firefly? #No? #get the fuck off tumblr and educate yourself #watch it love it spread the gospel wherever you go #you can't stop the signal

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thatsthat24:

2ptanme:
boygeorgemichaelbluth:
thatfunnyblog:
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
The story of Humpty Dumpty was based off of a story of a 5 year old being put to death in a pit of spikes.
O.O

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#cats #i have a photoset problem #and here we see my photoset problem raising its head again

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#props to one mister grey peckham though #kickin' ass and takin' names #i'm impressed with his guts and with his articulation

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upholsterers:

musicgal1206:
“Can I kiss you?” is probably the cutest thing you can ever hear someone ask.
Yes. Yes, let’s romanticize actually asking for consent verbally. Let’s stop making it out to ‘ruin the mood.’ This is so important.

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Finals desperation sinks in

Professor: I'll add three points to your final grade if you-
Me: I'll do it. I don't care. Are the next words out of your mouth going to be "kill a man"? 'Cause I'll do it. I don't care. Give me those fucking points so I get a decent grade and feel fucking validated. I hate myself.

Dec 16, 2014 354,447 notes

#BASICALLY ME THOUGH

cbeamsglitter:

jaclcfrost:
“you’ll understand when you’re older”
i am older and i understand absolutely nothing
#i actually understand less

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