Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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my favorite phrase in the english language is “i shit you not”
I speak some Spanish, some Chinese, some Latin, and some Irish, and I can confirm that this is still one of my absolute favorites.
Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.
My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see”
I wrote,
“I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists.”
Basically the American education system
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Ladies real talk
Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.
Psst, feminists.
The equal pay act of 1963 made wage gap illegal.
Hear that?
Illegal.
Facts are shocking, right?you know what else is illegal? meth
you know what people still do? meth
the worst part about the stereotype that young people are lazy is that it makes so much of our work seem invalid. i know so many kids who have 6+ hours of homework a day, do sports/extracurricular activities, have jobs, get less than 5 hours of sleep a night from studying, and still get dismissed as being lazy just cause their room isn’t clean
Back in my day the teachers didn’t have nice laptops, they pulled this shit out and sat it on some unfortunate kids desk
MAJOR FLASHBACK
what do you mean teachers don’t do this anymore
how long have i been out of school
what
DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY
“sexuality is a choice”
“women wouldn’t get raped if they didn’t wear revealing clothes”
“there are only two genders”
“i’m not trying to be sexist/racist, but..”
“a/bi/pansexuality isn’t real”
“gay people shouldn’t have children”
“i don’t want to be friends with a gay person, they could hit on me”
“you can’t identify with the gender you want to be, only the one you were born with”
when something about someone seems off, trust your gut. you don’t want to wait for a reason that validates these feelings
when a boy tells you that you are too emotional for them, it is because they cannot handle thinking of you as a person. you are not the problem.
friends that ditch you aren’t your real friends
take things a day at a time.
it’s in your self interest not to say mean things about other girls
be selective about the people you do drugs with
Al Capone (via hefuckin)
This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade
(via sassafranski)
My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you
how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up
a modern au where achilles calls patroclus the best of the geeks
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?you smooth fucker
Every single tall person is totally okay with being made fun of for being tall. You ask how the weather is up there, and they just grin and go “Yeah hahah I’m tall.”
Every single short person is fueled by rage at their height. Make fun of them at your own peril. You ask how the weather is down there, and they instantly go from zero to “Bitch I will cut you.”The shorter we are the closer to Satan we are
Barely five-one and eternally wrathful about it. I feel this on a spiritual level.
Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you?
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the fact that this is completely understandable and rather descriptive makes me rethink what i’ve done with my life
…I am ashamed.
‘be my friend’ i whisper as i continue to reblog yet another post from you
