Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
“what’s worse? getting kicked in the balls or childbirth? i guess no one will ever know haha”
as a cis male i feel like i should say getting a kick in my baloney pony would not hurt as much as having my VAGINA STRETCHED OPEN AND FORCING A TINY HUMAN THROUGH IT WHY IS THIS EVEN AN ARGUMENT HAVE YOU SEEN A PERSON IN CHILDBIRTH YOU CHICKEN FRIED FUCK
A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.
Every single one.
THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
READ THIS
REBLOG THIS AND NEVER EVER FORGET IT
There is just something so satisfying about watching Christian Kane punch people on television.
gay couples passionately making out in public make me uncomfortable
straight couples passionately making out in public make me uncomfortable
couples passionately making out in public make me uncomfortable
why are you passionately making out in public please stop
imagine spock going back to vulcan to be honored with an award for scientific excellency or whatever
and even though its an award ceremony its still very solemn theres no clapping or cheering when people come on stage
finally its spocks turn and as he bows to the high priest and straightens up to receive his medal he hears a REALLY LOUD whistle from the audience
and he turns around and jims in the middle of all these stone faced vulcans like
I basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
my catchphrase
may 2015 be filled with canon OTPs, successful tumblr posts, and good wifi.
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
I knew it, something about my dad just wasn’t adding up
There was a female to male transgender kid in the grade below me, he committed suicide due to being bullied. He was only in eighth grade. I barely knew him.
My church held a service for him. They got all his pronouns right, and they got his name right. My. Roman….
HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS
- WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
- REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.
((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))
sometimes i forget that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future
I feel annoying.
I feel like you might not want to talk.
I feel unwanted when you don’t reply.
It normally turns awkward and fades out.
However
If you talk to me first and make attempts to keep conversation going you are a holy being in my mind.
Once you’ve read fanfic, it’s officially an OTP and sorry but your life is fucked. Next thing you know, it’s 4 a.m. and the light from your laptop screen is burning into your retinas and all you can do is lie to yourself and say, one more chapter.
