Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
I’m already a fan. I want merch.
If I ever fail to reblog this, I’m probably dead and this band should be formed in memoriam and play at my funeral.
Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.
It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.
Sometimes, I don’t understand the demons on Supernatural.
Like, okay, you can’t cross a salt line. Fine. But they only ever salt the doors/windows.
You’re a demon. Just punch through a wall.
Don’t tell me you’re afraid of a little vandalism.
If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
Hey, don’t you fucking scroll down
You
Fucking
Liar.
WHAT YOU DO MEAN WITH “MOURNED”??? I’M STILL MOURNING THESE IDIOTS WHO DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER.
I GRIEVED THOSE PEOPLE LIKE FUCKING BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND I WILL NEVER MOVE ON.
today in social studies we were talking about ships
and my teacher was like
“what makes ships sink?”
and some kid shouted
“when others ships have a canon”
and i realized
Emotionally abusive people fucking suck because they act like they’re the victims and that they’re the nicest person in the world. They make you feel like utter crap and make it nearly impossible for you to prove that you’re the actual victim.
do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it
Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing
but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work
and they super do not see the irony in that
how to win my affection:
- make history jokes
- make puns
- make history jokes that are puns
Done.
did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died
This post fucked me up.
It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.
i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE
dfab trans people are not misgendering themselves when they say that they experience and are negatively affected by misogyny
you cannot assume that a person not identifying as female automatically causes the world to cease treating them as one
this is a dialogue that is nearly nonexistent and that really needs to change
I would defend Peggy Carter with my life but she can probably do that herself
I will just sit here and hold her purse while she slams people around.
i like girls who look like they kill people for a living
Who is this and why does she look like the child of Hawkeye and Black Widow
That’s Natalie Dormer, and oh mY GOsH you’re right she does look their child!!!
that’s what happened in budapest.
Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then
I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have fucking pockets.
We should be funding this
add women jeans with real pockets please.
and leggings with secret pockets
sleep pants with pockets
I found out the other day all my boyfriend’s sleep pants have pockets and oh my god it just isn’t fair
the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice
#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM
B E A M A N
THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I SING MULAN
oh my shit
we were all making fun of zuko for namimg his daughter izumi
like ‘wtf? izumi? we waited five years for name izumi it means fucking water wtf-‘
guys
zuko named his daughter ‘water’
for the girl who saved his life
External imageand the first friend his age he ever made
don’t touch me
IT KINDA HIT ME THAT SOMETHING HORRIBLE COULD HAPPEN TO ONE OF MY INTERNET FRIENDS AND I’D NEVER KNOW AND I’D SIT HERE AND WAIT AND WAIT FOR THEM AND THEY’D NEVER COME BACK SO I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU OKAY NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU GUYS OR TO ME OR ANYTHING OKAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH
