is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths because their vaginas can like swallow water or something and then get infected and then they can die or is that just a myth
did you take sex ed in texas
let me just say that i live in texas and in my sexual education a girl asked what the clitoris was and the teacher told her that it didn’t exist.
Thor see’s Darcy as his little sister, just as she looks to him like an overprotective big brother. So when Darcy brings her dates to the tower Thor greets them in full armour, while the other Avengers look on amused. Needless to say, none of them call her back.
If you ever get annoyed when someone tells you to do something remember that her record label told Sara Bareilles that she needed to write a love song if she wanted to make it onto the charts so she wrote a song basically telling them to go fuck themselves, named it ‘Love Song”, and it spent 363 weeks on the charts and hit #1.
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is
can we stop conditioning teens on tumblr to be terrified of being wrong or misinformed ??? you can’t ask a damn question on here without someone jumping down yr throat??? let kids learn from their mistakes because they WILL LEARN. don’t go telling teenagers to kill themselves or doxx them over misguided opinions jesus christ stop terrifying people into submission its abusive fcked up and wrong
why do white people get so butthurt over white people jokes
like idc i find them hilarious because they’re so REAL i think mustard is spicy, my mom is a pinterest person, my brothers wear basketball shorts and nike socks
like who cares we’re not being hurt by people saying this i have yet to be shot for drinking starbucks. white people are whiny as fuck and i am sorry
Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944 Chamber of Secrets: 85,141 Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253 Goblet of Fire: 190,637 Order of the Phoenix: 257,045 Half-Blood Prince: 168,923 Deathly Hallows: 198,227
Word count in the LOTR Series:
The Hobbit: 95,022 Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227 Two Towers: 143,436 Return of the King: 134,462
my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.”
