Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
Do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry
I’m already a lesbian who can’t cook what more do you want
That moment you have to search through five chapters which takes twenty minutes to see if you designated eye color to a character. Because, consistency…
And you find that you never did.
If you’re battling a mental illness and didn’t want to wake up this morning but did anyways, you’re a motherfucking badass. Because living with a mental illness is hard and I’m damn proud of you for still being here and fighting. You’re metal as hell and tough as nails. So keep on fighting, you kickass Viking warrior. You can win this.
the best pranks are the super harmless ones
like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in every picture in their house?
Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours
Confuse, don’t abuse ;)
MY NEW MOTTO
I can understand people who go vegan
I cannot understand people who go vegan and start spreading dangerous lies about how vaccinations work, about different chemicals used in food processing, about antibiotics or other things.
Seriously, just because you don’t have a clue about chemistry, don’t spread your bullshit.I’m sorry but chemicals are bad for the human body
I’m sorry but our bodies are made up entirely of chemicals
a superhero story where the villain and the superhero are roommates and they keep making excuses to each other about why they are out all the time and they stitch each other up after battles but neither has any idea that the other is their nemesis and they keep on having to lie to each other why they are covered in scratches and bruises
Plot twist: they’re also attracted to each other/dating
sTOP LEAVING CLINT BARTON OUT OF EVERYTHING 2KFOREVER
I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not just “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”
#I don’t think half the people on tumblr know the difference either
Agent Carter, one of the best female characters ever created. Strong, tough, and thinks as well as being a bad-ass.
2015 trend: answering the question “are you a feminist?” with the question “are you not?” in order to make not being a feminist sound more like the ridiculous, illogical thing that it is.
I’ve never reblogged anything faster.
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”
I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:
I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS
They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number
hence:
This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.
“bisexuals are half straight”
“bisexuals are inherently transphobic”
“when a bisexual dates the opposite sex, they’re just hetero”
“bisexuals have no place in lgbt+ safe spaces”
“i’d never touch a bi/pan person because they’ve been with the opposite sex”
“there is no such thing as bi/panphobia :)!”
“bi/pan people aren’t as important as lesbians and gays”
These gifs are terrifying
so are the statements they’re reacting to
Ron glanced at Hermione, then said, “What if pure bloods and half-bloods swear a Muggle-born’s part of their family? I’ll tell everyone Hermione’s my cousin–”
Hermione covered Ron’s hand with hers and squeezed it. “Thank you, Ron, but I couldn’t let you–”
“You won’t have a choice,” said Ron fiercely, gripping her hand back. “I’ll teach you my family tree so you can answer questions on it.”
Hermione gave a shaky laugh.
”—Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, p. 209-10
#AKA SCENES THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE MOVIE#AKA REASONS WHY I LOVE RON AND ALWAYS WILL#AKA REASONS WHY I SHIP THEM TOGETHER AND ALWAYS WILL
(via cinematicnomad)
i don’t understand why atlantis isn’t more popular of a movie
i mean
amazing and unique art style
spot-on humor
strong, badass female and/or POC characters
awkward but incredibly intelligent lead that isn’t conventionally attractive
COOKIE
history jokes that you won’t catch as a kid
MOTHER
FUCKING
WILHELMINA BERTHA PACKARD
did i mention
BADASS AF FEMALE CHARACTERS
AND MULTIPLE POC CHARACTERS
WHO BREAK STEREOTYPES LEFT AND RIGHT
i just have a lot of feelings about atlantis and i think it needs more love than it gets
I love this fucking movie, and from what I gathered from the commentary (which is amazing and worth a listen) a lot of it has to do with it being a Disney movie with no musical numbers and a piss poor marketing campaign.
Hades was the least evil entity in the entire Greek pantheon. Just look at the punishments.
Pushing a rock uphill forever, Have venom slowly dripping on your face for eternity, have a bird eat you liver alive every day, that’s all Zeus.
Hades’ punishments were like ‘solve this million piece puzzle or whatever’
‘be married to me for half the year’
he probably wasn’t the least evil and why do you all have such a hard-on for hades
because the dark and spoopy fingers of emo are still wound tight around some people’s brains
leaving aside the question of why people are allowed to like characters from mythology that leah doesn’t like, almost as if they’re autonomous human beings, hephaestus is clearly the least evil but i’m willing to bet hades raped significantly fewer people than zeus
^^Actually a very legitimate point.
The world is weird when it comes to art because everyone expects there to always be music to listen to and movies to watch and video games to play and cartoons to plop their kids in front of and watercolor paintings on dentists’ walls and gaudy desktop wallpapers but? ? No one wants to? ? Pay? ? Artists? ? ? ? ?
YOU PREACHIN NOW
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
just a friendly reminder that undocumented immigrants are allowed to donate organs but arent allowed to recieve transplants
they don’t pay taxes??? they’re not citizens??? why is this a negative post??? pay taxes and be a productive member of society and then you will have the operations and health benefits every other tax payer/citizen has???? like what???? I hate this website!!!!!
Oh, and we are productive members of society.
We only pick the food that you and every American fucking eats.
why are white people always such trash
Beyond the fact that the whole premise is dead ass wrong, your argument is literally “Not paying taxes means you should die of treatable diseases and taxpayers should be allowed to harvest your organs.”
like.
