Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

tangspersonalshit:

pancakestein:

i ran away

shrieking

oh my god this is adorbs. 

therealsourpatchninja:

villiansbecauseyes:

If someone says “don’t end hate with hate” they don’t mean you should just let people bully you. That would be stupid, what they mean is, you should fight against the bullies, but don’t become one yourself

Oh my god fucking thank you

swedishjazz:

deadpoolincorporated:

y’know, seeing as how this website has an incredible collective interest in girls, homosexuals, Marvel superheroes, outer space, and dragons

I’m a little surprised I don’t hear as much about Phyla-Vell, who is a Marvel superhero space-venturing lesbian, who is canonically in a relationship with a girl who is sometimes a dragon

dude

the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

ben-c:

nobody knows what their favourite episode of sherlock is but everybody knows it isn’t the blind banker for some reason

teacup-peony:

ackleholic-padaaddict:

quincy360:

you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

Hey friends, this is a symptom of anxiety.

Also a symptom of depression. 

avadamyass:

pirouetteintopurgatory:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

mugglebornheadcanon:

895. Muggleborns wonder why there’s a large group of friendly, teenage ghosts around Hogwarts. They’re led by a funny boy with red hair and one ear who likes to joke around with Peeves, and he always says that they’re Dumbledore’s Last Army. 

nearly 9000 notes and nobody has pointed out that suddenly fred has lost an ear as well as george

It doesn’t matter when your soul is falling apart.

kylajaykay:

mamayuuma:

“what will your kids think of that tattoo?”
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did

i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

woahiero:

today in choir the starting note for sopranos at was the first note of black parade and every single time the pianist pressed it my head along with like three other people shot up it’s like this is some weirdass emo programming and we’re doomed to black eyeliner hell

aceinnatailsuit:

captainriz:

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

misheancolchester:

vampiratebats:

punsicle:

sam’s not gonna make it to that law school interview is he

What if the series ends with Sam in an office having just finished explaining to the Dean of Admissions why he is 10 years late for his interview. 

And Dean and Cas are peering in through the window giving a thumbs up ready to corroborate his story.

incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

123jaclyn321:

zurashisu:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thediamondthatlived:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

I don’t know. What?

a condescending con descending.

get out

That was beautiful

flyfella:

Do people know how the US government works? Cuz a lot of you are like “Why isn’t Obama doing this thing that he’s completely not allowed to do?

bagofsocks:

rockwells:

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

i thought i was the only one

pinesollux:

humans are kinda cute we pass stories down generations to instill a sense of wonder in people we’ll never know and we have little bells on our houses to tell each other that we’ve arrived and we shiver when we get cold and we have an endless amount of curiosity and if the night sky is clear our first instinct is to look up at the stars and think about going on big adventures

seaniepop:

meloromantics:

feministd1rection:

Gender roles in a nutshell: the Beauxbatons and Durmstrang entrances in The Goblet of Fire.

also, to my knowledge neither of those schools were sex-segregated in the books

That bothered me more than the Dumbledore yelling, actually.

iandsharman:

“But the Doctor would never…”

In fifty years of tv shows, novels, audio dramas, comics, animated adventures and more, he’s probably done it multiple times, including backwards while wearing a fez.

imsoconfused16:

owlchicken:

merrymepippin:

theblackship:

romioneshipper:

hogwartskidsproblems:

The last one really fucked me over

Come on tho oliver wood was a babe from the moment he stepped onscreen

Yep, Oliver Wood always was the hottest of Hogwarts.

I’d be allover his wood. If you know what I mean.

hhanjii:

gridmark:

so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.

goodbye