I love the term scientist because it’s so vague. Whenever I hear scientist, I imagine someone hurriedly trying to do every kind of science at once
I’m gonna start watching Attack on Titan
Wish me luck
what the fuck
what the FUCK
humans are kinda cute we pass stories down generations to instill a sense of wonder in people we’ll never know and we have little bells on our houses to tell each other that we’ve arrived and we shiver when we get cold and we have an endless amount of curiosity and if the night sky is clear our first instinct is to look up at the stars and think about going on big adventures
I want to hug this post
this is my personal and professional manifesto
fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.
we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~
when this was
obviously
not the case
#that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever
JOHNDAVE IS CANON I’M FUCKING LAUGHING SO HARD
an apple
a day
keeps the doctor
away
but if
the doctor
is cute
screw
the
fruit
and the doctor
gallifreyanconsultingdetective:
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
this is a serious question how do you get a boy to like you when theres always someone better like why would anyone ever pick a raisin out of a bowl of chocolate chips this is literally my biggest concern in life i am a raisin
at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents
Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We…
avengersincamphalfbloodstardis:
tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them
- tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them
A+ gif use