#idk that first guy was soo two facedThat girl goes through boys like Hogwarts goes through defense against the dark arts teachers.
So, one boy a year? And each one unique, diverse and interesting? Good for her.
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And the second was SUCH a poser.
The third was pretty cool. Complete animal sometimes though.
The fourth one was decent, but it was like he turned into a totally different person sometimes.
i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
when someone says “ten years ago” i think about the 90’s not 2003
2005 what is happening
No for real in 2k15
Can fandom bring back the concept of a squick
A “squick” was a trope or topic that made the reader deeply uncomfortable, even might cause anxiety or intense emotional reactions
Everyone’s squicks were…
the fact that natasha’s backstory is so prominent in the trailer alone means it features prominently in the film. and i know everyone’s upset about no black widow movie - me included - but if they’ll explore her backstory prominently in a HUGE summer blockbuster that’s sure to attract thousands of viewers and extensive amounts of merchandise, that’s a big deal. such a big deal. natasha WILL be seen guys.
Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.
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This is awesome. provocatoria
If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing
the fucking accuracy
That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.
I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.
I thought I was alone.
hey did u kno
- being cis is normal
- not being cis is normal
- shut the fuck up everything is normal we are all literally organic creatures and therefore we are all normal
- unless you are a robot or silicone-based alien in which case i apologize for my carbon-based privilege and invite you to add me on skype because i am interested in your culture
You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
Lift up your lightsabers.
We lift them up to the lord.
Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.
It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.
Holy Christ, I thought it was just me.
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it
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“Onake” Obavva lived in the fort town of Chitradurga at a rough time in its history. Hyder Ali, one of the most powerful warlords of the time, had been going buck wild with his army, conquering town after…
do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human
1. NATASHA ROMANOFF AND HER BACKSTORY
YES PLEASE.
I’m sooooooooo tired of this dumb ass question. And it’s the same question to every girl blogger that shows you a titty or an ass.
It amazes me how many of you muthafuckas secretly have an obsession with dick size comparisons. And we all, for the sake of your feelings, try to give you a generalized answer so you won’t feel you shitty about your dicks well look:
The average fucking dick size is 4.7 to 6.3 inches when it’s hard. The average pussy is 4.25 inches to 4.75 inches when we’re turned on. What does that mean? Bitch you guessed it, length has no impact on sexual satisfaction. Even women are confused about that shit. “ohhhhh I need a big dick to fuck me” no you don’t bitch you need somebody to fuck you real good.
The g spot is about 2–3 inches inside of our pussy so what you need to question is your technique.
What cha stroke game looking like?
Are you hitting walls?
Can you rotate your hips to curve your dick?
How long can you last without busting?
Are you rubbing the clit while you’re in it?
You can have a size 10 dick and be trash. Fuck around and have a good 5 inches and knowledge of pleasuring a woman and be the gift of God.
It ain’t what you got its how you use it. And if a bitch don’t like your average dick size, give her some mind blowing sex to prove a point and never talk to her again.
The reason gay people have so few straight friends is that we can only pardon a limited number of straight people per year, and each pardon only lasts the calendar year and must be cleared with the High Gay Council. It’s a lot of bureaucracy that none of us care for.
things im looking forward to seeing in aou
- clintasha