Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.
Exactly how I would go out.
The original Purple Hawke.
flower crowns are so last week.
everyone knows this is what’s in
FLOWER BEARDS
Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs
Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest
Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder
Hugging people and getting picked up by them
HUGGING
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.
what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked
he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon
We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster
conversation overheard at the gryffindor table over breakfast between sirius black and james potter
mcu headcannon: the only human on earth worthy of mjolnir is darcy lewis
It’s not punk to antagonize minimum wage workers.
Like writing shit on bathroom stalls, making messes in grocery and big box stores, trashing hotel rooms, yelling at actual workers about how horrible their capitalist employers are. Stop doing this shit. You are making life harder for those you claim to identify with and want to help.
why can’t there be a boob transfer system for all women?? like, a girl can be like “I have an F cup and I really want to go down a couple of sizes because my back hurts” and a girl with an A cup could be like “Oh could you transfer some of ur boob tissue to me because I’d like to go up a size” and it would be done
do you have any idea how great that would be
ok but imagine if trans boys could donate their boobs to trans girls
boob co-ops 2k15
Darren Wilson still has not been arrested or charged.
Maybe you didn’t hear, but there was this thing that happened. What was it called… oh yeah a trial.
there literally was no trial, a grand jury was manipulated into not indicting him by self-admitted false witnesses you’re just fucking lying
Peggy and Steve: people who, once they are your friend, will risk their reputation, lives, and career to save your ass.
Sigh.
Bro: *holds up meat mallet* Do you still need Thor’s hammer?
Me: Mjolnir.
Bro: Gesundheit.
Me: No, Mjolnir.
Bro: What?
Me: Thor’s hammer. It’s called Mjolnir.
Bro: Muy-mya?
Me:….Never mind. No, I don’t need it.
In short - Apparently, my little brother is Darcy Lewis.
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
Omfg
goodbye friends i am gone and I AM TAKING EVERYTHING WITH ME
Basically, Sophie Hunter has what every girl wants.
A DRESS WITH POCKETS.
(x)
Damn straight.
If you ever feel sad just remember that Patrick Stump sang Karaoke of a Fall Out Boy song on a grading Karaoke machine and failed.
the-doctor-and-his-companions:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT((Fuck, I’m on mobile))
If you your on mobile you can just hold the reblog button down
1737. A Canadian muggleborn transfer student being all small and shy and cute and everyone expects her patronus to be like a kitten or something but then this MOOSE THE SIZE OF A CAR ERUPTS OUT.
i love how no one messes with avatar the last airbender. there are people who are like, wow you watch doctor who? fucking nerd. you watch anime? gosh you’re such a weirdo. you watch avatar the last airbender? oh man you know that’s pretty cool so um what kind of bender would you be omg isn’t toph badass and don’t get me started on appa
Unless, of course, you like the movie.
there was a movie?
there was no movie
ok, but real talk: sousa is the kind of guy who’s going to be so indignant the first time he hears someone call peggy mrs. sousa
he sets the record straight by indignantly telling them that he is mr. peggy carter
daily reminder pepper potts took out every single big bad in all three iron man movies.
#she electrocuted obie #she ensured that hammer was arresed and held responsible for his actions #SHE KILLED THE MARDARIN #PEPPER POTTS IS BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY YOU BETTER RESPECT #pepper potts #goddess of patience and fire
you know what i didn’t even fucking realize this until right now you go pepper potts four for you pepper potts
team 5’5 and under where ya at
they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12
^^You. I like you.
1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
If a 16 year old would want to adopt a child no one would give it to her because she isn’t 21 yet or not an adult or maybe too irresponsible.
So if a 16 year old is so irresponsible and not an adult yet so she wouldn’t even be allowed to adopt a child, then why would the government force her to get that child even though she might not want it?
Let’s talk about how logical the bill against abortion is now
50 shades of this
when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
at least 85% of Edward Elric’s personality is made up of pure U WANNA FUCKIN GO
