Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

ivyaura:

why do white people get so butthurt over white people jokes

like idc i find them hilarious because they’re so REAL i think mustard is spicy, my mom is a pinterest person, my brothers wear basketball shorts and nike socks

like who cares we’re not being hurt by people saying this i have yet to be shot for drinking starbucks. white people are whiny as fuck and i am sorry

didishy:

youbelongwithmes:

rissaaburr:

youbelongwithmes:

its 2015 why do women still have to pay for tampons and pads

because guys still have to pay for condoms ok women fuck, stop wanting special treatment.

condoms are given out for free at clinics and schools. we dont want special treatment i want fundamental human rights.

You can refrain from having sex.

You can’t refrain from having a period.

deanstongue:

suntanna:

orangelemonart:

professortennant:

Word count in the HP Series: 

Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944 
Chamber of Secrets: 85,141
Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253 
Goblet of Fire: 190,637
Order of the Phoenix: 257,045
Half-Blood Prince: 168,923
Deathly Hallows: 198,227

Word count in the LOTR Series:

The Hobbit: 95,022
Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227
Two Towers: 143,436
Return of the King: 134,462

This changed me

Holy shit. Well that puts things in perspective. 

bless

Well fuck.

lady-ohorat:

• don’t say pansexuality isn’t a thing
• don’t say asexuality isn’t real
• don’t say panromantic asexuality is made up
• don’t say bisexuality is ‘just a phase’
• don’t diminish someone’s sexual identity.
  

xanthippes:

athelstansbitch:

MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO

thank you and bless you

suck-err:

riverplants:

foods dangerous to dogs:

1. avocadoes
2. alcohol
3. raw bread dough
4. caffeine
5. chocolate
6. grapes and raisins
7. onions and garlic
8. macadamia nuts
9. raw salmon
10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

You don’t need to have a dog, everyone just reblog this maybe ok yes

thatwritinglife:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

passific-rim-job:

queersimonmonroe:

In the 2014 additions to the UK Potter books, Rowling says part of the process to become an Animagus is to hold the leaf of a Mandrake in your mouth for a whole month. 

Can you imagine. These boys in Minerva McGonagall’s classes for that month, hoping she doesn’t notice. 

now that you pointed that out i’m 100% sure minerva knew about that

blastortoise:

My sexuality is “im not fucking you, so don’t worry about it”

Real talk, though, can I say this to people?

discovergames:

bonesy1003:

If you play games on easy mode I will silently judge you

If you smugly judge people simply for enjoying their leisure activity in a way other than the narrow and arbitrary way you prefer, I will quite loudly judge you.