Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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I love when you meet someone and you just click. You know you’re supposed to be friends or lovers or something. You just know the universe said “you two, yeah you, don’t leave each other’s side okay?”. Here’s to meeting awesome new people and forming amazing new bonds.
I will never forget the time I worked at Panera and charged a woman an extra 10 cents for getting her coffee in a mug rather than a small cup (that was our rule at the time) and a week later she stormed in and said, “So I called your corporate offices to get you fired for overcharging me for coffee, and do you know what they said? They said you were following company policy! They refused to do anything about it! Can you believe how rude they were to me?”
“Oh dear,” I said.
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
what if we were like sea cucumbers and eviscerated when we were scared
At least it would prove to whoever was scaring us that we had guts.
Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?
GUYS SERIOUSLY
G U Y S
we could have had a singing career.
People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.
you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was
one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days
the last picture i cANT BREATHE
this post always makes me happy
some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fucking fairy princesses
i do a messy ponytail and i look like a goddamn founding father
that’s fucking badass and if anyone tells you differently you should declare independence from their stupid ass
Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man
Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to
Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part
if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle over and over again
WHERE’S ALL THE ZOE/WASH PACRIM CROSSOVER FIC THO
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Choaked at Theater
Excuse you
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I DIED AT MUSIC
but i got a blank space baby… and it’s 20 unwritten pages due on wednesday Lord Jesus save me
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
Dude bros: “Game developers have to have a white straight male as a lead, nothing else sells, they’re just appealing to the audience. People who want better representation are in the minority.”
Dragonage Inquisition: “…”
*Puts in bisexuals*
*Puts in racial minories in major roles*
*Puts in gay and lesbian people*
*Puts in the option to play as a woman complete with practical non-sexy clothing*
*Puts in an asexual character*
*Puts in a transgender character*
I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of them.
for my birthday i would like a pacific rim two-player game for wii in which you and a friend can be co-pilots in a jaeger and utilize the programming and game mechanisms of DDR and Just Dance as they were meant to truly be used
fiGHTING KAIJU
one of my favourite things about alexander the great is that once when he was spectating a song and dance competition with his men, the guy who won was asked to go up and meet alexander. the soldiers then began to chant ‘kiss him kiss him!’ or something along those lines, so alexander grabs him and just starts to make out with him
Well he was hot.
“you’re obsessed with your mental illness”
i know right? it’s almost like it impacts every part of my life
“it’s all in your head”
I know right? it’s almost like it’s a mental illness
“why do you let it affect you and stop you from being able to do things?”
I know right? It’s almost like it’s an ACTUAL ILLNESS
petition to start romanticizing brown eyes
everyone made fun of dreamworks. it hid in the shadows. it learned. it became aware. now it is strong and threatening and making films w ridiculously high quality animation and unique plots while disney is still jacking off to a movie it released almost a year ago.
