Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

swimming pools are so weird man we dig holes in the ground and fill them with liquid we cant breathe in and then spend an hour or so at a time trying not to drown in it

this is my most reblogged post this isn’t how I want to be remembered

61below:

Headcanon: Darcy Lewis is Sherrinford Holmes

suzumeca:

shanejayell:

transvantas:

aesthetischen:

warrior-princess-4ever:

homfrog:

What they say:
There is a skeleton inside you.

The truth:
You are inside your skeleton. You are a brain.

What the fuck

Holy fucking shit what the fuck

#GET ME OUT OF THIS BONE JAIL

Even cooler:

YOU ARE A SCRAP OF MEAT PILOTING A BONE MECHA

Shinji get in the fucking bone.

femme-and-furious:

defend jewish women who are afraid to wear their star of david necklaces because they have been targeted

defend jewish men who are afraid to wear their kippot and peyos because they have been assaulted and murdered

defend jewish students who have been relentlessly harassed by “activists” at their colleges

defend jews who are being blamed for politics they have nothing to do with

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

j6:

demonicdorothy:

japanese dragon:

- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

American Dragon:

- jake long

femlourry:

airbornranchdressing:

anakihn:

foxberryblue:

Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.

GO THROUGH THE TAGS ON THIS POST OH MY GOD.

i decided to go through the first couple hundred tags (i had to stop bc i was laughing too hard) and here are some highlights

bobeestinger:

there are times

where castiel

is so

fucking

badass

and then theres times when

overtheunderpass:

overtheunderpass:

“are you on your period”

why yes, i am bleeding today

would you like to join me

it has resurfaced

zeoxx:

mrbritishhimself:

shrikestrike:

sportsketball:

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

• buddy
• bud
• pal
• neighbor
• *australian voice* mate
• *cowboy voice* partner

don’t forget

• *strong Russian accent like Siberian winter* COMRADE

*Harsh demonic voice* MORTAL

*metallic voice* FELLOW DECEPTICON

owlmylove:

i was ringing up a winter hat for a man the other day and i said “oh, it’s so cute! i love the pom-pom on the top.” and he smiled and agreed and a few seconds later he picked the hat out of the bag and said “you called this a pom-pom?” and i said yes, that’s what i call them, and he explained that he was still learning english before he touched the hat again and said “pom-pom“ in a fascinated voice

tulimyrsky:

dickscratch:

literally like 95% of girls have stretch marks on their body and if you’re going to give them a hard time about them then you didn’t deserve to see her body in the first place

BEAUTIFUL SCARS OF LIGHTNING AND THUNDER, BLESSED BE THOSE DAUGHTERS OF THOR

drawsshits:

awabubbles:

dean’s always on about dying a violent death but what if he just trips over a brick and like, that’s it, that’s the end of the show

jmma-simmons:

people who are not excited for agent carter are not people that i trust

emilyjanesturgess:

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

EVEN UTERUSES HATE PERIODS SO MUCH THAT THEY WOULD RATHER COMMIT SUICIDE THAN GO THROUGH 5 DAYS OF THAT SHIT