Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now
“can men and women really be just friends??” straight people are so weird
It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.
[[bi-lociraptor screech in the background, the hunt has begun]]
I’m sitting in the parking lot at McDonalds and some country bumpkin guy leans out the window of his ugly ass truck and yells “Hey girl you’re looking hot can I tap that?”
And I accidentally yelled “sorry you have to have at least ten teeth to ride this ride”
And the GUY IN YHE CAR BESIDE ME IS LIKE CRYING
WHY DID I SAY THAT
OOPSOh my gufking god
I am now a safehouse blog.
I’m not triggered by anything.
I will not judge. If nothing else, I will understand.
Anon or off anon.
Off anon will be answered privately.
I have other means of contact if you don’t want to talk on tumblr.
We can talk about what’s going on, we can talk about Supernatural. We can talk about whatever, even tacos and pie, if it makes you feel better.
Hi, you can talk to me about whatever, I won’t be triggered by anything (I mean unless you can reach through the screen and grab me, I guess, because I’m not a fan of being grabbed), so if you’re having a shitty day or a personal crisis you can talk to me about it. I will not judge, anon messages will not be deleted, and off anon will be privately answered.
being a feminist is like trying to fix a giant hole in the wall and discovering that the entire wall is rotting and filled with termites and you have a lot more work to do than you thought you did
not all termites
no seriously your “boys/men are pointless” posts are extremely upsetting and dangerous to mentally ill boys/men who already feel worthless.
as much as i get angry at sexist things from guys i do agree that no one should be told they’re worthless, for any reason.
Absolutely accurate.
Here’s a list of things to do besides harm yourself:
1. Watch some TV
2. Plot world domination
3. Deep breathing
4. Learn a new dance
5. Eat some pie
6. Find someone and hug it out
7. Travel
8. Learn a new language
10. Work out
11. Make a home video
12. Take a nap
13. Take a nice hot shower
14. Always remember:
what pisses me off about supernatural is that the change in sam’s hair is so gradual that you don’t even realize it like it starts out like this and he’s so adorable
and then all of a sudden it’s jUST
LIKE WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN
I DON’T REMEMBER THAT HAPPENING
can the notes just stop for one day
characterizations of steve rogers i want:
characterizations of steve rogers i do not want:
i like both…
Guys, Steve was raised Catholic. In a gay neighborhood. I’m pretty sure he can be both.
characterizations of steve rogers i want:
characterizations of steve rogers i do not want:
i like both…
everyonesfavoritesecondchoice:
over 718k people. why can’t we pair up? just because you think you’re unattractive doesn’t mean we think so too
^^Actually a very solid plan.
deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:
yzma:
putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
#or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting tooth paste on
wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(
who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck
who the fuck does
i the fuck do
what the fuck man
fuck you
This is how civil wars are started
zachary quinto is great because theres two sides of him.
the man who is known as best dressed look
then you have the wats going on look.
classy millionaire
colorful hobo
suave well-dressed motherfucker
attractive dork
Holy mother of…
wait wat…
fuck-you-i-won-a-bafta
can i have four chicken nuggets
Hello I’m here to ruin your life
Oh wait I’m always perfect
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
u wanna fucking go
here for this fight
Female tenor (contralto? is that the term?) here to watch the carnage.
Dear person reading this,
You made it through another year. You made it through the hard times and pain. You made it through all the times when you all you wanted to do was give up. You made it. You made it another year and I promise you can make it another year. I am SO proud of you.
I needed this.
same
I needed this A LOT right now.
Je t’aime (French)
Aishiteru (Japanese)
Saranghaeyo (Korean)
Te amo (Spanish)
Mahal kita (Tagalog)
Я люблю тебя (Russian)
Ik hou van jou (Dutch)
Drit og dra (Norwegian)
我爱你 (Mandarin)
Rawr (dinosaur)
Te amo (Latin)
l4ngu4g3-of-th3-bl1nd-proph3t:
honestly they could make a harry potter movie where all that happened was paint drying at hogwarts and I’d be excited
that’d be aWESOME WE COULD LEARN ABOUT MAGICAL PAINT LIKE DOES IT CHANGE COLOR OR PAINT ITSELF WHAT DO MAGICAL PAINTBRUSHES LOOK LIKE AND WE COULD SEE TONS OF CLOSE UP SHOTS OF HOGWARTS AND ALL IT’S HIDDEN HALLS
This is what 6 years without another book does to a person
my hatred for rapists is unconditional. i don’t care who you are, if you rape, you have revoked your humanity and you belong in the fucking ground.
people who call skinny girls ‘disgusting’ thinking thats a good way to show they support larger bodies
i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.
Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NOGrandpa yes.
weeping-angels-take-the-ponds:
I don’t know when people starting using “v” for very, and I also don’t know how I instinctively knew it stood for “very”.
just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time
it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness
thanks
TAKE NOTE.
HEY LOOK