Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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can there be a celebrity punk’d thing where they get an interviewer on the red carpet who acts like they don’t know anyone there and is like “so… what are you in? sorry I don’t remember your name” to like leonardo dicaprio and all the big name stars just to see who is a douchebag about it or not
i’d enjoy seeing that
I would pay you to let me be that interviewer
Good definition of science fiction: “No, it doesn’t make sense, but it’s internally consistent in the lack of sense it’s making.”
Imagine member A of your otp staring at member B of your otp. B is worried there’s something wrong, but it turns out that A was just amazed by how attractive B is and how much A loves them
do you ever see people shipping that pairing and you’re just like
you know friend memes???? like something happens between you and a friend and you bring it up occasionally and it like becomes a meme between you two??? like to others they wouldnt get it but so its like a meme for your friends???
i have been informed that what i described is an inside joke
this is one of the best posts ive ever made because its just so fascinating to look through the tags and read all of your friend memes
do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url”
today in art class a guy made a dick out of clay and when the art teacher was walking around she stopped in front of him and stared at it and just said “it doesn’t look very accurate” and walked away
all the guys at our table were like “how does she know what a dick look like” and she said
“i’m sixty years old and married and have three kids”
The real question is why couldn’t a boy make an accurate dick.
i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like
well this is fucking stupid
is this a reaction or an example
Yes
“i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me”
well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you
an interesting amount of people condone setting angry bees and birds on fake nice guys
its been scientifically proven the person reading this is the cutest and is beautiful
SHOW ME THIS SCIENCE YOU SPEAK OF.
Can’t argue with science.
theunbecomingofkatnisseverdeen:
A moment of silence
for all those
awesome books
with absolute shit movie adaptions
We are so sorry that happened to you
*COUGH*
thANK YOU
id like to add
you wanna talk about bad adaptations?
External imageI honestly didn’t even have to scroll down to know that was coming
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
hufflepuff/slytherin friendships are the best and most terrifying thing ever because i am positive that if 2 people were two take over the world it would be a slytherin and a hufflepuff
Did you mean:
(x)
Is he a feminist if he proclaims, on a first date, that he could see himself taking his wife’s last name? (Maybe his own name is pretty generic.) If he insists on doing the dishes after you’ve cooked dinner together but proceeds to whip the dish towel at your ass, is that playful or objectifying? (Both.) Is he sexist if he cancels an Uber ride because a female driver is on her way to pick the two of you up? (Definitely.)
Does he need to believe that men and women, are equals and should be treated as such? (Uh, yes.) Does he need to be actively fighting for social, political and economic justice for women — and for all people, really — to identify as a feminist? (Not necessarily. But if he’s doing that, great.)
”—I feel the need to add though, that just because they do “un-feminist” things like whip you with a towel, it doesn’t mean you should totally write them off. People can mature and change, sometimes a guy or gal honestly doesn’t realize the misogyny behind their actions. The issue comes when you point it out and they don’t agree to change the behavior.
(via femininefreak)
“Why are you still obsessed with Ferguson?”
Because a kid is dead and his murderer is still free.And the state district attorney publicly confessed to suborning perjury to let the murderer escape indictment.
“Why do people have to ship korrasami, female friendships in media are so rare” hey
Hey
Guess what’s even rarer
urie:
why the hell did blue raspberry happen
they wanted to do a raspberry flavor but they were afraid that red was already branded as cherry so they added the blue to distinguish it from other flavors
I feel like I just learned more than any mere human was supposed to know
SO THATS WHY BLUE RASPBERRY SLUSHIES EXIST?? OHMYGOD
According to Bible, Lucifer was ”seal of perfection” and ”perfect in beauty”. I guess we could say he was
…
fine as hell.
I hit on my friends more than I hit on my crushes
