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February 2015

nuclearworld:

Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.

Man has a lot of sex: God.

Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.

Man is virgin by choice: Loser.

society u ok

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pip-pip-scooby-doo:

demonhunting:

kushstagram:

I DONT THINK YOU GET IT

IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER

SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY

GROW A SET AND TELL HER

no ok but like 2 years ago this one guy called me pretty and I still remember it to this day like whenever I think I’m ugly I’m like well at least that one guy that one time thought I was pretty

WARNING THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS CATCALLING OR SAYING “HEY SEXY”, ETC.

THAT MAKES YOU A DBAG

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#this makes me so happy #shalom #as-salamu alaykum

solluxsucksdick:

funkies:

rumour:

is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths because their vaginas can like swallow water or something and then get infected and then they can die or is that just a myth

did you take sex ed in texas

let me just say that i live in texas and in my sexual education a girl asked what the clitoris was and the teacher told her that it didn’t exist.

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Dear People Who Defend 50 Shades with "It's just a book"

disney-khaleesi:

You 

have

no

idea

how

influential

a

book

can

be

to

society

and

a

generation. 

So don’t use “It’s just a book” as an excuse for what it really is: the normalization and romanticizing of domestic abuse.  

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#104

avengers-assemble-headcanons:

Thor see’s Darcy as his little sister, just as she looks to him like an overprotective big brother. So when Darcy brings her dates to the tower Thor greets them in full armour, while the other Avengers look on amused. Needless to say, none of them call her back.

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#leverage
Uptown FunkFall Out Boy

faith-trust-disney:

russeltovey:

if you’re feeling sad just listen to fall out boy’s cover of uptown funk 100% guaranteed mood lifter

This is fantastic!!!

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#damn catchy music
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chantelbrenna:

burdenedwithglorioushiddleston:

totallyfubar:

Here’s the rule about telling someone about something wrong with their appearance:

If a person can fix it in 5 minutes or less, tell them

If they can’t…

That’s actually a really good way of putting it.

This is a good rule. Spinach in their teeth? A flyaway hair? Stain on their shirt? Yeah, tell ‘em.

You think they’re overweight? You don’t like their hair color? You think they’re wearing too much makeup? Shut up.

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ohmightysmiter:

If you ever get annoyed when someone tells you to do something remember that her record label told Sara Bareilles that she needed to write a love song if she wanted to make it onto the charts so she wrote a song basically telling them to go fuck themselves, named it ‘Love Song”, and it spent 363 weeks on the charts and hit #1.

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mychemicalfrerardromance:

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

oH MY GoD

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cumleak:

“i’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “im telling mom”

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madelineyo:

pocketspooks:

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

Excellent gif use

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#A+ gif usage

hinjakus:

can we stop conditioning teens on tumblr to be terrified of being wrong or misinformed ??? you can’t ask a damn question on here without someone jumping down yr throat??? let kids learn from their mistakes because they WILL LEARN. don’t go telling teenagers to kill themselves or doxx them over misguided opinions jesus christ stop terrifying people into submission its abusive fcked up and wrong

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pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD, GODDAMMIT!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

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#linguistics #actually 100% how english gets its words
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Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

soulreaper2:

zombieecho:

iloveyoujhutch:

If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.

Hey, don’t you fucking scroll down

You

Fucking

Liar. 

Two kinds of people in this world. The people that admit to mourning the death of a fictional character and the dirty fucking liars

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#i don't even watch this show #but fuck it #reblogging anyway
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#vaccinate your spawn #herd immunity for the motherfucking win
Play
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#take me to church #you can take me to church anytime good sir
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#I love epic tales #school is hell #I have a photoset problem #and here we see my photoset problem raising its head again
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#exercise

ivyaura:

why do white people get so butthurt over white people jokes

like idc i find them hilarious because they’re so REAL i think mustard is spicy, my mom is a pinterest person, my brothers wear basketball shorts and nike socks

like who cares we’re not being hurt by people saying this i have yet to be shot for drinking starbucks. white people are whiny as fuck and i am sorry

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didishy:

youbelongwithmes:

rissaaburr:

youbelongwithmes:

its 2015 why do women still have to pay for tampons and pads

because guys still have to pay for condoms ok women fuck, stop wanting special treatment.

condoms are given out for free at clinics and schools. we dont want special treatment i want fundamental human rights.

You can refrain from having sex.

You can’t refrain from having a period.

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How Long is this Fic Really?: A Guide

deanstongue:

suntanna:

orangelemonart:

professortennant:

Word count in the HP Series: 

Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944 
Chamber of Secrets: 85,141
Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253 
Goblet of Fire: 190,637
Order of the Phoenix: 257,045
Half-Blood Prince: 168,923
Deathly Hallows: 198,227

Word count in the LOTR Series:

The Hobbit: 95,022
Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227
Two Towers: 143,436
Return of the King: 134,462

This changed me

Holy shit. Well that puts things in perspective. 

bless

Well fuck.

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