it’s amazing how frozone’s wife didn’t even show her face in the incredibles and had like the smallest role ever yet somehow succeeded in delivering the best lines in animation history
Thor volunteering while on earth to help coach a little girls sports league. I really don’t even care what. He cheers them on to victory and buys them all hotdogs and afterwards they sit in the grass and braid his hair and fill it and his beard with flowers. They rename the team The Valkyries.
Every time they start losing badly, the game gets mysteriously rained out. Nobody has the guts to say anything.
Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t razzle dazzle it up though.
French: About time you learned French.
Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED
sending your kid to catholic school is the easiest way to guarantee your kid will not be catholic
Fun story: a friend of mine discovered she was bi-sexual and into bdsm at a catholic school after a nun put her over her knee and spanked her. Christians just can’t seem to get anything right.
• shirts actually designed for girls with larger chests • plus size clothing ACTUALLY intended to accommodate plus size people not just scaled up littler clothing • clothes for tall people that won’t ride up • pants for people with no butts • cute bras in bigger sizes •the fashion industry’s understanding that there’s lots of body types and every body type deserves to feel good in the clothes they wear
“I’m not a Muslim but ISIS’ willful destruction of priceless Muslim historical artifacts kinda proves they’re not Muslim either.”—@RawBlackness (via anubis-the-incubus)
do you want to know something?? I always wondered what the hell kind of hairstyle the Ancient Egyptians were trying to portray with depictions like these
and this
until I did my hair this morning and
oh
welp
you can take the noses off our statues but until you find a way to take Egypt out of Africa we’re still going to find ourselves
people talkin like “I thought this was supposed to be the future where are my flying cars”
yall do know that surgeons recently 3D printed a new skull for a woman and that we have machines who learn and recognize themselves in mirrors and recently we found a galaxy that SHOULDN’T EXIST
honestly i cant control how much i dislike people who are racist or homophobic or transphobic. i used to be polite in my arguments so that whoever i was arguing against would take me seriously but that never got me very far. fuck you for bringing harm to innocent people and then hiding behind “it’s just MY opinion!!” yeah it’s JUST your opinion? well your opinions have death tolls and body counts, shut the fuck up.
those moments in au fics when you finally figure out how the author is reinterpreting a specific canon event and you basically go ‘oh snap that’s brilliant’ for five minutes straight
And you wanna know why? Because having a young person in school = expenses. They are in school from 8am-4pm, can’t bring in an income to the family. So Sweden decided you know what? Lets give them a bit of $$ to help out the student and family with expenses of supporting a student.
College education is also free in Sweden because you know what? Education is seen as a social investment.
