Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like
“how long have you been 17”
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”
My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.
superwholockian: WE KNOW HOW TO KILL AND HIDE A BODY
me: throws you into a locker
Superwholockian: *Burns down the locker* *Climbs out of fire with no scratches* *Puts on fez* * Puts on scarf* *eyes flicker black* You shouldn’t of done that.
What is this
embarrassment incarnate
Moon…
Mercury…
Venus…
Mars…
Jupiter…
Saturn…
Uranus…
Neptune…
JUPITER. Holy fuck
What about if Earth had rings?
What would that look like
this is like porn i love space
Gallifrey…
ok y’all
how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for twoOH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a carSTOP IT
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you screamI feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory
do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too
hey for everyone reblogging this you should check out http://www.mybodygallery.com/ ! you can do this ALL THE TIME whenever you feel bad and get really specific! please love yourselves! you deserve it.
Wow. This is all kinds of awesome.
give me first year sirius spouting the offensive rhetoric he’s been brought up on and being confused when peter is silent and uncomfortable and james looks at him like he doesn’t know him and remus doesn’t speak to him for a few days
give me sirius deeply conflicted about…
if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks withouts saying anything before talking daily for a while.
the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships
do you ever just sit there listening to music
and you just
imagine scenes that just flow with the song
like they have literally nothing to do with the song and are completely without context
but they just
look
so
cool
OH GOOD I’M NOT ALONE.
I MAKE LITTLE FAN VIDEOS IN MY HEAD
I waited to reblog til i saw asexual. Thank youuu
I don’t even care if you’re sexually attracted to trees.
If I’m ever not please tell me
124:
Gandhi hated black people and Gandhi made his grand nieces lay naked bseide him
honestly i can’t stand his qoutes, they are so fake
didn’t he tell the Jews to be nonviolent during the holocaust
fuck that dudehe said Jews should march to their deaths under hitler’s reign, he was a deplorable guy
i think sleeping together is romantic because you allow the other person to be near you when you’re most vulnerable and you trust that they wont kill you
Reblog for T H E S K E L E T O N W A R
ignore and keep scrolling for the fuckboys
I want to enlist, but what if I’m
unarmed?
yeah I think I need to get my
head in the game
bop to the top
of T H E S K E L E T O N D R A F TWHAT TEAM
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here
tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water
this is pretty fucking important
If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
FINE
If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
FINE
If you’re pansexual and have a preference
FINE
What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label.T H I S
Fucking thank you!
OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK DOES MOVIE GINNY HAVE TO FUCKING ASK HER BROTHERS WHO KRUM IS AT THE WORLD CUP
THE GIRL IS A QUIDDITCH ACE WHO GOES ON TO PLAY FOR THE HOLYHEAD HARPIES AND BECOME A QUIDDITCH REPORTER
BESIDES WHICH SHE LIVES WITH RON WHO HAS A MASSIVE MAN CRUSH ON KRUM
THERE IS NOT A CHANCE IN HELL GINNY WEASLEY DOESN’T KNOW WHO KRUM IS
but yeah sure let’s have the girls ask dumb questions that were Harry’s lines in the book whatever
ask any teenager what type of music they listen to and 99 percent of the time they’ll say ‘anything but country’
