say it with me now
emotional
abuse
is
still
abuse
do not fucking tell me someone with abusive parents “had it easy” just because the abuse wasn’t physical or sexual
just don’t
i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention
Finally
Break an expensive vase
Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff
Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women
I wish I was on my phone because I would put like a million clapping emojis under this
Famous Viners?
thomas sanders and lele pons are the only ones that matter
what about gio volpe
Destin Conrad?
I love the true viners
what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that
#what the fuck happened herewhen she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
so being a reader is basically a constant struggle between deciding on reading what you bought recently, what you bought ages ago and should stop ignoring, and what you really ought to reread.
And then reading fanfic instead.
The accuracy is incredible
petition to include darcy in civil war for following reasons
1. she majored in poli-sci she’d be a wonderful assistant to clueless shield-running steve
2. i fucking want it that’s why
WE HAVE A REPUBLICAN CONGRESS
A DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT
POLITICS IS ABOUT TO GET REEEEEEEEEALLY INTERESTING
No it’s about to get really boring. I’ll give you a preview…
Obama: let’s do a thing.
Republicans: no.Also:
Republicans: we’re going to do this thing
Obama: That’s a bad idea
Republicans: *shut down government*
I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON
Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.
*grabs own boob not for any sexual reason but just because it is squishy and soft and my boob*
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
- i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
- most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
- im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
- i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
- most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
- im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life