Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win: Archive

megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

This shit is hilarious, never stop reblogging it.

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transfriendly jobs

dadgenes:

babybutta:
equiuszahhak:
i’ve been doing research about jobs/companies that are accepting of trans and the like since i’m going job hunting again next month, and i found this list, which lists trans-friendly businesses. it links to this page, a directory for employers.
tagging so people can see it, i figured this might come in handy for some people!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST
zhunter007 ?

Reblogged it before, I’ll reblog it again.

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#have you watched firefly? #No? #get the fuck off tumblr and educate yourself #watch it love it spread the gospel wherever you go #you can't stop the signal

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thatsthat24:

2ptanme:
boygeorgemichaelbluth:
thatfunnyblog:
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
The story of Humpty Dumpty was based off of a story of a 5 year old being put to death in a pit of spikes.
O.O

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#cats #i have a photoset problem #and here we see my photoset problem raising its head again

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#props to one mister grey peckham though #kickin' ass and takin' names #i'm impressed with his guts and with his articulation

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upholsterers:

musicgal1206:
“Can I kiss you?” is probably the cutest thing you can ever hear someone ask.
Yes. Yes, let’s romanticize actually asking for consent verbally. Let’s stop making it out to ‘ruin the mood.’ This is so important.

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Finals desperation sinks in

Professor: I'll add three points to your final grade if you-
Me: I'll do it. I don't care. Are the next words out of your mouth going to be "kill a man"? 'Cause I'll do it. I don't care. Give me those fucking points so I get a decent grade and feel fucking validated. I hate myself.

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#BASICALLY ME THOUGH

cbeamsglitter:

jaclcfrost:
“you’ll understand when you’re older”
i am older and i understand absolutely nothing
#i actually understand less

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#I WANT A CASTLE #ADLER #GET ME A CASTLE

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#um #dude #maybe #get a hobby? #what the fuck

Send me a ship and I will grade it:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

warlordenfilade:
A+: OTP
A: I love it
B: It’s really cute
C: Not a bad ship
D: I’m neutral on it
E: I don’t really like it
F: NOTP
N/A: I don’t know the ship well enough
Bring it.
come on guys, i got nothin better to do

Eh, why not.

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robo-libra:

have you ever noticed how in ‘twelve days of christmas’ so many of the gifts are various birds? who has access to these many birds? why is this person receiving so many birds? can i receive this many birds? i want answers

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superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

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#ADLER #I GOT YOU BABE

meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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#BASICALLY ME THOUGH

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#ehehe #adler #you found a thing #proud a you

“Be the person you needed when you were younger.”—

Anonymous (the best advice you could ever give someone)

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#ALWAYS REBLOG

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queerlaferry:

HOW DO I LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT I AM INTERESTED IN KISSING THEM
#WITHOUT EXPLICITLY SAYING THAT I AM INTERESTED IN KISSING THEM #BECAUSE I CAN’T DO THAT

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fuzzykitty01:

zbrexx:
zbrexx:
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
A+ gifuse

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#a+ gif usage #A+ pun use

Have you heard of the sooty owl? They are frightening and their eyes are probably hell portals.

i DID actually while i was looking up owls a while back oh MAN they have incredible faces, like some kinda confused ghost who ended up in a bird and now just has to live with it

looks like they come in lesser and greater sooty flavors, and theyre both pretty similar except for their sizes (about 43 cm for the greater, 37 for the lesser)

theyre like someone took a barn owl and just lowered the brightness, threw some speckles in there, made their eyes a direct portal to the infinite nightmarish abyss, called it a day

the YOUNG SOOTY OWLS on the other hand dont even look like real animals. they look like someone made a dodo out of felt and accidentally left it in a dryer. owls are great

(photos from x x x)

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#headcanon #i accept this headcanon #so goddamn hard