Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

loungezombie:

katyissuperawesome:

zethian:

Legolas what the fuck happened to your elf eyes

LEGOLAS WHAT THE FUCK DID YOUR ELF EYES SEE

fun fact: Orlando Bloom’s eyes are naturally dark brown, but when playing Legolas wears blue contacts. but in the LOTR films sometimes they forgot to put the contact lenses in.

In the Hobbit films they seem to have taken extra care to remember the contact lenses…

that is actually hilarious

korra:

anyways, i hope “two girls date the same guy and then fall in love with eachother” becomes a television cliche now

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

MY ENTIRE DASH IS NICOLAS CAGE WHAT DID I DO

DID YOU THINK I WAS KIDDING

YOUTUBE NO

MY SISTER CAN GO TO HELL

superclones:

#skye is just as much fitzsimmons shipper trash as I am

skye is running a fuck yeah blog for fitz and simmons t b h

j4ckkme0ff:

kimig11-riker6:

rikerr5:

dumbhumanlikeyou-:

this.

hahahaha

EXACT REACTION OMG

omfg 267% accurate

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

swimming pools are so weird man we dig holes in the ground and fill them with liquid we cant breathe in and then spend an hour or so at a time trying not to drown in it

this is my most reblogged post this isn’t how I want to be remembered

61below:

Headcanon: Darcy Lewis is Sherrinford Holmes

suzumeca:

shanejayell:

transvantas:

aesthetischen:

warrior-princess-4ever:

homfrog:

What they say:
There is a skeleton inside you.

The truth:
You are inside your skeleton. You are a brain.

What the fuck

Holy fucking shit what the fuck

#GET ME OUT OF THIS BONE JAIL

Even cooler:

YOU ARE A SCRAP OF MEAT PILOTING A BONE MECHA

Shinji get in the fucking bone.

femme-and-furious:

defend jewish women who are afraid to wear their star of david necklaces because they have been targeted

defend jewish men who are afraid to wear their kippot and peyos because they have been assaulted and murdered

defend jewish students who have been relentlessly harassed by “activists” at their colleges

defend jews who are being blamed for politics they have nothing to do with

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

j6:

demonicdorothy:

japanese dragon:

- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

American Dragon:

- jake long

femlourry:

airbornranchdressing:

anakihn:

foxberryblue:

Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.

GO THROUGH THE TAGS ON THIS POST OH MY GOD.

i decided to go through the first couple hundred tags (i had to stop bc i was laughing too hard) and here are some highlights

bobeestinger:

there are times

where castiel

is so

fucking

badass

and then theres times when

overtheunderpass:

overtheunderpass:

“are you on your period”

why yes, i am bleeding today

would you like to join me

it has resurfaced