Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
based on this post
I realize some of my new followers are well under 18. So I want you to be aware that I am wayyyyyy over 18, and the majority of my followers are. So if this makes you uncomfortable, I will not be offended if you unfollow, I just want you all to feel safe. <3
i remember back in first grade my school did this thing every year called a readathon where everyone wore pajamas to school and we had blankets and pillows and we built little nests on the floor and literally did nothing but read all day with periodical hot chocolate breaks and it was ENFORCED that everyone had to read the whole time i think i just defined paradise
Do your thighs expand 3 times their size when you sit down?
Does your tummy form rolls when you bend over?
Do you over eat sometimes and eat unhealthy foods?If you answered yes to most or all of these questions, I want to personally congratulate you for being a NORMAL HUMAN BEING. If you think that any of these things makes you less than perfect, please seek help because I swear that what you eat and how you look does not make you any less beautiful than anyone else.
In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was God punishing women for not being men
how many abused women do you think have been called “crazy ex girlfriends”?
If you’re under 5’7 you’re weak and your species will die out soon
im going to stab ur ankles tbh
The shorter we are, the closer we are to satan. Try me.
Five-one. I dare you to take your best shot.
OKAY SO APPARENTLY THERE’S SUPPOSED TO BE ANOTHER WAVE OF ANON HATE ON NEW YEARS DAY AND THEY ARE GOING TO TARGET AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE. PLEASE SPREAD THIS AND TURN OFF ANON OMFG GUYS THIS IS NOT A JOKE I PROMISE 100% THERE HAVE BEEN WARNINGS EVERYWHERE AND THEY AREN’T GOING TO ONLY HIT FANDOMS!!!!
Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Forth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.
I laughed so hard it hurt at that last.
It’s a scientifically proven fact that if you are from the south and u say that u are cold, northerners will come flocking to you from literally every fucking direction screaming shit like “U DONT KNOW COLD!! I AM FROM THE NORTH!!!! I HAD IT WORSE!!!! I LOST SIX TOES TO FROSTBITE AND MY SHOWER FROZE WHILE I WAS STANDING UNDER IT!!!”
its a scientifically proven fact that if you throw an ice cube onto a road into the south, no one will survive
trip could randomly be fine in the next episode with no explanation at all and i wouldn’t even question it
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now
“can men and women really be just friends??” straight people are so weird
It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.
[[bi-lociraptor screech in the background, the hunt has begun]]
I’m sitting in the parking lot at McDonalds and some country bumpkin guy leans out the window of his ugly ass truck and yells “Hey girl you’re looking hot can I tap that?”
And I accidentally yelled “sorry you have to have at least ten teeth to ride this ride”
And the GUY IN YHE CAR BESIDE ME IS LIKE CRYING
WHY DID I SAY THAT
OOPSOh my gufking god
I am now a safehouse blog.
I’m not triggered by anything.
I will not judge. If nothing else, I will understand.
Anon or off anon.
Off anon will be answered privately.
I have other means of contact if you don’t want to talk on tumblr.
We can talk about what’s going on, we can talk about Supernatural. We can talk about whatever, even tacos and pie, if it makes you feel better.
Hi, you can talk to me about whatever, I won’t be triggered by anything (I mean unless you can reach through the screen and grab me, I guess, because I’m not a fan of being grabbed), so if you’re having a shitty day or a personal crisis you can talk to me about it. I will not judge, anon messages will not be deleted, and off anon will be privately answered.
being a feminist is like trying to fix a giant hole in the wall and discovering that the entire wall is rotting and filled with termites and you have a lot more work to do than you thought you did
not all termites
no seriously your “boys/men are pointless” posts are extremely upsetting and dangerous to mentally ill boys/men who already feel worthless.
as much as i get angry at sexist things from guys i do agree that no one should be told they’re worthless, for any reason.
Absolutely accurate.
Here’s a list of things to do besides harm yourself:
1. Watch some TV
2. Plot world domination
3. Deep breathing
4. Learn a new dance
5. Eat some pie
6. Find someone and hug it out
7. Travel
8. Learn a new language
10. Work out
11. Make a home video
12. Take a nap
13. Take a nice hot shower
14. Always remember:
what pisses me off about supernatural is that the change in sam’s hair is so gradual that you don’t even realize it like it starts out like this and he’s so adorable
and then all of a sudden it’s jUST
LIKE WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN
I DON’T REMEMBER THAT HAPPENING
can the notes just stop for one day
characterizations of steve rogers i want:
characterizations of steve rogers i do not want:
i like both…
Guys, Steve was raised Catholic. In a gay neighborhood. I’m pretty sure he can be both.
characterizations of steve rogers i want:
characterizations of steve rogers i do not want:
i like both…
everyonesfavoritesecondchoice:
over 718k people. why can’t we pair up? just because you think you’re unattractive doesn’t mean we think so too
^^Actually a very solid plan.
deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:
yzma:
putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
#or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting tooth paste on
wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(
who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck
who the fuck does
i the fuck do
what the fuck man
fuck you
This is how civil wars are started
zachary quinto is great because theres two sides of him.
the man who is known as best dressed look
then you have the wats going on look.
classy millionaire
colorful hobo
suave well-dressed motherfucker
attractive dork
Holy mother of…
wait wat…
fuck-you-i-won-a-bafta
can i have four chicken nuggets
Hello I’m here to ruin your life
Oh wait I’m always perfect
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
