Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

damnselfly:

quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.

madhatterin221b:

iamspacetoast:

vicesandvessel:

madhatterin221b:

‘girls don’t have to clear their internet history’

let me explain you a thing

of course girls don’t have to clear their internet history
girls are smart enough to use an incognito window

I garuntre you 60% of people in general let alone girls don’t know how to use an incognito window

do you. do you garuntre me.

Oh, honey, no.  I use all of the incognito and I don’t even look up porn, for God’s sake.

davejaded:

teddyhocuspocusaltman:

dhampiric-mayhem:

acodanies:

teddyaltmoe:

teddyaltmoe:

teddyaltmoe:

what if

asexual characters

who weren’t androids or aliens

whose asexuality wasn’t seen as something needing to be ‘fixed’

and who aren’t socipaths

Does godzilla count as a sociopath?

TO BE HONEST I WOULDN’T REALLY USE GODZILLA AS A SHINING EXAMPLE OF ASEXUAL REPRESENTATION IN MEDIA BECAUSE GODZILLA IS A HUGE FUCKING LIZARD

obviously you’ve never seen an asexual in our true form

ttragician:

lesroisdumonde:

“oh my GOd there are TWO gay characters in this movie lets watch it”

“dude dude dude we have to see it it has a queer girl”

"I heard this movie has non-sexualized female character”

"ok I know it only has one girl but she is written like an ACTUAL PERSON!!”

“THERE IS A TRANS CHARACTER”

“so its not canon but if you squint I think this character is asexual”

"and get this the gay character is actually not white”

#we are desperate

faineemae:

queenofadodi:

Men had no problem violating women’s bodies while they had on corsets, petticoats and farthingales, so what the fuck makes you think a short skirt has anything to do with it? 

Men also have no problem violating women’s bodies while they wear a niqab, hijab and burqa, some of the most covered form of clothing. So basically, what the fuck makes you think clothes have anything to do with it?

seriouslyamerica:

samwinchesters-killerpenis:

conor-cymex:

paigefillyr:

riverdanceinhell:

so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.

well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i

oh

Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.

Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.

am i in a cult

Yes.

Today on: secret societies that sorta have their shit together way better than real society.

phanironically:

December 31, 2014 11:59pm

January 1, 2015 12:00am

January 1, 2015 12:01am

budgiekin:

if i ever misgender you:

1. it is not on purpose i promise
2. im very sorry
3. tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
4. spray me with cold water

5. I’ll probably grovel like a guilty puppy.

karins-ass:

hey!! i’m getting rid of a BUNCH of clothes and this time i don’t want to just donate it. i want to give it to trans girls in need of some cute clothing (i have literally TONS of adorable stuff!!!)

if you could reblog this to help me find someone/a place for trans girls only to give it to, that would be amazing!!!

sucymemebabaran:

elige:

seeyou-tamara:

If you’re ever hungry and have no money, go to iHop and order a short stack of pancakes (I usually order as carryout). The receipt they print for you, has a URL and a phone number to a survey. Once you complete the survey, they’ll give you a code to get a free short stack of pancakes. You can apply it to your order.

It’s not much, but it’s free.

Bless you✨

can’t believe real life has an infinite pancake glitch

seedy:

has anyone actually had a kiss under the mistletoe or is that just another myth 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

faxmachine:

I think the reason why the phrase “I’m not like most girls” annoys me so much is because women have been conditioned to feel like they have to disassociate themselves from the female gender to be recognised as an interesting human being and if that isn’t fucked up then I don’t know what is

ssjdebusk:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYING

there will never be another spn reaction gif that rivals this one for accuracy

because I mean jesus 

bryarly:

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

New plan

assholei:

youtrollthedice:

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

The fact that 246,720 ppl know what this is

it’s almost like everyone drinks water or something

grapeyouinthemouth:

• You can’t find your glasses without your glasses
• your eyes always hurt for some reason or another
• getting a new pair is both hellish and exciting 
• you’re ALWAYS fidgeting with them. the never fit perfectly
• when they do fit perfectly something happens that throws them off
• having glasses