Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
theunbecomingofkatnisseverdeen:
A moment of silence
for all those
awesome books
with absolute shit movie adaptions
We are so sorry that happened to you
*COUGH*
thANK YOU
id like to add
you wanna talk about bad adaptations?
External imageI honestly didn’t even have to scroll down to know that was coming
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
hufflepuff/slytherin friendships are the best and most terrifying thing ever because i am positive that if 2 people were two take over the world it would be a slytherin and a hufflepuff
Did you mean:
(x)
Is he a feminist if he proclaims, on a first date, that he could see himself taking his wife’s last name? (Maybe his own name is pretty generic.) If he insists on doing the dishes after you’ve cooked dinner together but proceeds to whip the dish towel at your ass, is that playful or objectifying? (Both.) Is he sexist if he cancels an Uber ride because a female driver is on her way to pick the two of you up? (Definitely.)
Does he need to believe that men and women, are equals and should be treated as such? (Uh, yes.) Does he need to be actively fighting for social, political and economic justice for women — and for all people, really — to identify as a feminist? (Not necessarily. But if he’s doing that, great.)
”—I feel the need to add though, that just because they do “un-feminist” things like whip you with a towel, it doesn’t mean you should totally write them off. People can mature and change, sometimes a guy or gal honestly doesn’t realize the misogyny behind their actions. The issue comes when you point it out and they don’t agree to change the behavior.
(via femininefreak)
“Why are you still obsessed with Ferguson?”
Because a kid is dead and his murderer is still free.And the state district attorney publicly confessed to suborning perjury to let the murderer escape indictment.
“Why do people have to ship korrasami, female friendships in media are so rare” hey
Hey
Guess what’s even rarer
urie:
why the hell did blue raspberry happen
they wanted to do a raspberry flavor but they were afraid that red was already branded as cherry so they added the blue to distinguish it from other flavors
I feel like I just learned more than any mere human was supposed to know
SO THATS WHY BLUE RASPBERRY SLUSHIES EXIST?? OHMYGOD
According to Bible, Lucifer was ”seal of perfection” and ”perfect in beauty”. I guess we could say he was
…
fine as hell.
I hit on my friends more than I hit on my crushes
U KNOW WHAT? I HOPE UR CRUSH NOTICES YOU AND REALISES HOW NICE AND LOVELY AND FUNNY AND SWEET AND KIND AND BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE AND YOU BECOME THEIR CRUSH BECAUSE U DESERVE SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THIS AND WILL TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCE OR PRINCESS AND LOVES YOU WITH EVERY PART OF THEM
to all of my underage followers with shitty parents:
i am your parent now. i love you, you are valid, i’m making lasagna for dinner and your bedtimes are never
Reading about Alexander the Great is so much more fun if you add ‘no homo’ to the end of his gayest exploits:
- “yo, hephaestion, you know who was totally rad? achilles. i’m gonna constantly publicly compare myself to him, so you should totally do the same with his bud…
If someone says dont touch me, please dont
- laugh and obnoxiously say “Touch. Touch.” While poking them
- put your arm around their shoulders/grab their arm
- say “why are you so sensitive? jeez, touchy!”
- keep touching them in any way shape or form
Please do
- remove your body part from their body part unless you wish for your body part to be ripped the fuck off
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
Gentlemen.
A FULLY EXTENDED MODERN LONGBOW GEE GREAT THANKS NOW ALL I SEE IS A WOMAN FIRING A FUCKING BABY OUT OF HER UTERUS AT AN ARCHERY TARGET
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
Right so I bought this cute new umbrella with clouds!
I took it out for the first time today and got home and looked at it and look! Look!
I couldn’t believe it! I went out again in heavier rain and look!
Rainbow clouds! My umbrella is magic!
I am a happy bun.
Reblogging this in the daytime because I feel it is important.
OH MY GOD I NEED ONE!!!!
i ship a lot of otps, ot3s, brotps and foetps, but i will never ship anything as fiercely as i do ‘ragtag bunch of misfits turned found family’.
i want trans kids to be safe so badly.
