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Helpful writing tips for my friends.
Haha, but joke’s on you, Ableist Sexist Agent Dude.
Because Peggy didn’t fall in love with the red, white, and blue shield. Or the super soldier behind it.
She fell in love with the pre-serum disabled man with a big heart and the urge to do good.
So you know.
“It’s as if a thousand fangirls screamed out and were suddenly silenced.”
I feel this appropriate with Ao3’s issues right now
Physics majors throw a lot of shade considering they’re still not sure where 95% of the universe is hidden.
^^YO.
how can lawyers argue without crying
or swearing
if i went into a courtroom i’d be all
now you fucking listen here you little cumslut
“he has been found guilty”
"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES.”
Saying that a bisexual person has become straight/gay because they’re going out with someone of a particular sex is like saying that someone has become a vegetarian because they had a salad for lunch
do you ever start giggling when your see an actor who’s a big dumb doing super serious dramatic photoshoots like how many times did they have to redo that because you started giggling like a little kid
Yes
quick reminder that:
- If someone calls themselves bisexual, and dates someone of the same gender, they are not gay, they are bisexual.
- If someone calls themselves bisexual, and dates someone who is cisgender
ed, they are not straight, they are bisexual.- If someone calls themselves bisexual, and dates people of multiple genders, that doesn’t make them pan, they are bisexual.
- IF SOMEONE CALLS THEMSELVES BISEXUAL THEY ARE BISEXUAL
this has been a PSA.
ive realized that telling people to replace “muslim” with “jew” and having them realize how much they sound like Hitler can help strike a chord
But Jews don’t kill people just for not believing what they do.
Neither do Muslims but thanks for your ignorant and racist input that I didn’t ask for.
The fact that the new trailer of Avengers 2 came out 50 minutes ago and yet all I see on tumblr are posts about Natasha and people being so fucking excited about her backstory, really speaks VOLUMES about what it is that fans are more interested in seeing.
You know that if Marvel ever made a Black Widow movie, people would go see the fuck out of it. Several times.
So where is it.
i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey
#And we all can tell the difference between BDSM and nonconsensual abuse (swanqueenistruelove)
im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye
“You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!” Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”
“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”
“Boys will be boys!”
“She should know better than to drink at a party…”
Please reblog this post if you’d go and see a movie starring Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Dormer as lesbian assassins.
File under: things I didnt know I needed until five seconds ago
On the one hand: I NEED IT LIKE AIR PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME.
On the other hand: I AM AFRAID ON BEHALF OF MY HORMONES.
check-your-privilege-feminists:
Do not criticize or tease a girl if she uses pads. Not everyone is comfortable using tampons. It’s not a big deal. You’re not better or more mature if you use tampons and someone else doesn’t. So knock it off.
Sincerely,
A girl who has seen this judgmental behavior happen more often than I would like
PSA to all my friends who jokingly ask if I’m still in junior high when I ask for a pad.
This goes to anyone who has a vagina!!
Basically, Sophie Hunter has what every girl wants.
A DRESS WITH POCKETS.
(x)
its-always-funnier-in-enochian:
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
boo hoo
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
Nopenopenope
if you calling someone out for being a bigot on the internet
but won’t call your parents out for the same thing
you fake
the last time i called my mom a homophobe she slapped me in the face and i’m still afraid to tell her that i have a girlfriend ok don’t you even dare do this here because you have no fucking clue what you’re talking about
This is the BEST post ever