Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

notalwaysluminous:

renzoshiima:

calibornsmainsqueeze:

trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less

If you’re lactose intolerant you can eat nuts and if you’re allergic to oranges, most other fruits have vitamin c. If fruits aren’t an option, there’s also vitamin c supplements.

Good info. Pass it on.

onlyblackgirl:

mydadisindianajones:

youknownothingmomsnow:

jefferythespacewalrus:

Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.

Exactly how I would go out.

The original Purple Hawke.

growley:

flower crowns are so last week.

everyone knows this is what’s in

FLOWER BEARDS

ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

Hugging people and getting picked up by them

HUGGING

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

tashanoff:

mcu headcannon: the only human on earth worthy of mjolnir is darcy lewis

strangeasanjles:

deadlydinos:

It’s not punk to antagonize minimum wage workers.

Like writing shit on bathroom stalls, making messes in grocery and big box stores, trashing hotel rooms, yelling at actual workers about how horrible their capitalist employers are. Stop doing this shit. You are making life harder for those you claim to identify with and want to help.

assdownloader:

bonesy1003:

justice4mikebrown:

Darren Wilson still has not been arrested or charged.

Maybe you didn’t hear, but there was this thing that happened. What was it called… oh yeah a trial.

there literally was no trial, a grand jury was manipulated into not indicting him by self-admitted false witnesses you’re just fucking lying

zarabithia:

Peggy and Steve: people who, once they are your friend, will risk their reputation, lives, and career to save your ass.

Sigh. 

muteelfmoonmoon:

Bro: *holds up meat mallet* Do you still need Thor’s hammer?

Me: Mjolnir.

Bro: Gesundheit.

Me: No, Mjolnir.

Bro: What?

Me: Thor’s hammer. It’s called Mjolnir.

Bro: Muy-mya?

Me:….Never mind. No, I don’t need it.

In short - Apparently, my little brother is Darcy Lewis.

lemonadeleathers:

aloneveganreed:

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

Omfg

goodbye friends i am gone and I AM TAKING EVERYTHING WITH ME

losille2000:

freckletriangleofdoom:

mycroftcakeholmes:

Basically, Sophie Hunter has what every girl wants. 

A DRESS WITH POCKETS. 

(x)

Damn straight.

fake-my-death:

If you ever feel sad just remember that Patrick Stump sang Karaoke of a Fall Out Boy song on a grading Karaoke machine and failed.

the-doctor-and-his-companions:

ask-pinkamena-diane-p:

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

((Fuck, I’m on mobile))

If you your on mobile you can just hold the reblog button down

mugglebornheadcanon:

1737. A Canadian muggleborn transfer student being all small and shy and cute and everyone expects her patronus to be like a kitten or something but then this MOOSE THE SIZE OF A CAR ERUPTS OUT.

autistic-zuko:

japhers:

cycloptic-coatl-puck:

majorkimblee:

i love how no one messes with avatar the last airbender. there are people who are like, wow you watch doctor who? fucking nerd. you watch anime? gosh you’re such a weirdo. you watch avatar the last airbender? oh man you know that’s pretty cool so um what kind of bender would you be omg isn’t toph badass and don’t get me started on appa

Unless, of course, you like the movie.

there was a movie?

there was no movie

ladywyn:

ok, but real talk: sousa is the kind of guy who’s going to be so indignant the first time he hears someone call peggy mrs. sousa

he sets the record straight by indignantly telling them that he is mr. peggy carter

roachpatrol:

poetrymafia:

tonystarks:

daily reminder pepper potts took out every single big bad in all three iron man movies.

#she electrocuted obie #she ensured that hammer was arresed and held responsible for his actions #SHE KILLED THE MARDARIN #PEPPER POTTS IS BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY YOU BETTER RESPECT #pepper potts #goddess of patience and fire

you know what i didn’t even fucking realize this until right now you go pepper potts four for you pepper potts

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

^^You.  I like you.

fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time