Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

snizabelle:

theatomicboom:

ok you know what scotland where do you get off having all this cool shit and hot people and kilts and stuff

because look at these fucking things

THESE ARE FAIRY POOLS, YOU CAN FIND THEM IN THE ISLE OF SKYE AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

THEY’RE GORGEOUS

SCOTLAND STOP HOLDING OUT ON ME HERE

MOTHERLAND…

anninymouse:

My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”

lizthefangirl:

marvelswiftt:

The end credit of the Avengers age of Ultron should be in the apartment where Thor’s hammer is laying on the glass table and the janitor (played by Stan lee in one of his cameos of course) walks in and lifts the hammer while whistling, wipes under it, and sets it back down.

yes

xbrokenxstillx:

raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

everyone’s making us make enormous life decisions at like 18

irisparry:

occupation: still going on and on about captain fucking america

stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

“if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot”

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard

casey-haunter:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.

If I ever fail to reblog this, I’m probably dead and this band should be formed in memoriam and play at my funeral.

medschool-thenbabies:

Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.

It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.

supernaturalapocalypse:

wizardshavethespookybox:

winterinthetardis:

Sometimes, I don’t understand the demons on Supernatural.

Like, okay, you can’t cross a salt line. Fine. But they only ever salt the doors/windows.

You’re a demon. Just punch through a wall.

Don’t tell me you’re afraid of a little vandalism.

 #don’t encourage them

thequeenofstories:

zombieecho:

iloveyoujhutch:

If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.

Hey, don’t you fucking scroll down

You

Fucking

Liar. 

WHAT YOU DO MEAN WITH “MOURNED”??? I’M STILL MOURNING THESE IDIOTS WHO DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER. 

I GRIEVED THOSE PEOPLE LIKE FUCKING BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND I WILL NEVER MOVE ON.

levi-s-titties:

Emotionally abusive people fucking suck because they act like they’re the victims and that they’re the nicest person in the world. They make you feel like utter crap and make it nearly impossible for you to prove that you’re the actual victim.

photoshoptrial:

do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it

raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

artificialimperialism:

myuncertainlife:

fandom-fox:

spoopyphilia:

did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died

This post fucked me up.

It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.

i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE

dirkharley:

dfab trans people are not misgendering themselves when they say that they experience and are negatively affected by misogyny

you cannot assume that a person not identifying as female automatically causes the world to cease treating them as one

this is a dialogue that is nearly nonexistent and that really needs to change

hime1999:

charmsandspells:

I would defend Peggy Carter with my life but she can probably do that herself

I will just sit here and hold her purse while she slams people around.