Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

floozys:

“boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

thriftstorewarfare:

A moment of silence for all of the impressionable people who are going to be grossly misinformed about BDSM due to the impending abomination that is the 50 Shades of Grey movie. 

Say it with me kids

Christian Grey is not a Dom. 

Christian Grey is an abuser. 

romvnov:

Sexuality: Peggy Carter defending other women with a fork as her weapon

krxs10:

lightly-child:

• yes, eat that
• no, do not text back the fuckboy
• hush, her sex life is none of our business
• coconut oil

i cant believe how much this all makes sense

brynnasaurus:

so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me

sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place

isolated-animals:

mairelon:

el-hotel-bella-muerte:

insanityisallihavegoingforme:

meanwhileinpurgatory:

no-more-yielding-but-a-dream:

aconsultingblogger:

aidanturnerconfessions:

If you can show me a man that looks better than Richard Armitage in military uniform I will give you my first born

I see your Tennant and raise you Hiddleston and Cumberbatch

i see your hiddleston and cumberbatch and raise you ackles

I acknowledge your Ackles and raise you Rogers

BAM GERARD WAY

Have a Sebastian Stan

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secretlycapricious:

larry-stylinanal:

• The constant fear of bleeding through clothes
• The constant cramps
• Having to change pads/tampons every 2-4 hours
• Having to deal with mood swings
• Having to deal with boys going ‘Oh someones on their period’ 
• When you stand up its like a waterfall from your vagina
• Craving food to calm you down
• The constant fear that you smell of blood even though you dont 
• CRAMPS
• Feeling over emotional
• CRAMPS
• CRAMPS
• FUCKEN CRAMPS

YOU MEAN I DON’T ACTUALLY SMELL LIKE BLOOD?!

mormonstrous:

theshrikeabyssal:

squiddly—diddly:

Now that gay marriage is legal in Nevada does that mean drunk straight dudes in Las Vegas can accidentally get married.

#’accidentally’#’suppose we have to spend the rest of our lives together now bro’

#if this isn’t the next big fanfic trope

angrybagel:

WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA

norsass:

norsass:

norsass:

you know friend memes???? like something happens between you and a friend and you bring it up occasionally and it like becomes a meme between you two??? like to others they wouldnt get it but so its like a meme for your friends???

i have been informed that what i described is an inside joke

this is one of the best posts ive ever made because its just so fascinating to look through the tags and read all of your friend memes

softpunkbucky:

aggressivelybicaptainamerica:

softpunkbucky:

peggy carter is better than batman pass it on

That’s not fair to Peggy because it’s really not that hard to be better than Batman.

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

lemonadeleathers:

aloneveganreed:

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

Omfg

goodbye friends i am gone and I AM TAKING EVERYTHING WITH ME

actualhawke:

i have otps and notps but i also have nothankyoutps where i don’t outwardly hate the pairing but i wanna be polite when i say keep that shit out my face