Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

clype:

reactionism:

youarefuckingmajestic:

REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.

STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.

Being sexually attractive to your significant other is a pretty big reason.

If your partner stops finding you attractive just ‘cause you’re wearing pyjamas, then they sound pretty shit anyway.

sweatersnervously:

before you get carried away w headcanons about how she’s the always well-behaved and utterly mild mannered member of the trio, please remember that hermione granger set a professor on fire in her first year

popthirdworld:

Australia will reach unlivable heats by 2090 unless we do something big about climate change. This ain’t ‘fear-mongering’. This is science giving us its measured estimates. It just turns out those estimates are terrifying.

hypnoticcastiel:

ohcastielmycastiel:

supernaturalsoul:

two-winchesters-and-castiel:

highly-functioning-otter:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

everydayiamcumberbatchin:

thewinchesterswagger:

itsjustjensen:

thewinchesterswagger:

“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.

omg this is still going

IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.

Third time reblogging it today, and I regret nothing

Broke 5 Million!

WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING 

why have i never added my AU-version…

samoanshehulk:

singleplaidqueer:

shanellbklyn:

hersheywrites:

You are not a failure.

Thank you 😔

Needed this.

Really needed to see this like moms apologized for not being able to afford it and I know in her heart she ment it. Shit ain’t all gravy but we still made it work

moonlightofday:

his-royal-queerness:

there are bugs that are literally, split down the middle, half male and half female, worms and snails that have both sets of genitalia, fish that just up and switch sexes when there’s a male or female space in their group that needs filling and you want me to believe that God hates all sorts of gender-bending in his children

I think you need to take a better look at God’s creation

You don’t even have to be religious to see these as amazing points

ariannernartell:

For the rebloggers: Make sure to put your country’s name in the tags.

neon-taco:

thegirlclarke:

musicalmrlove:

onemankingslife:

youngblackqueen:

pussy-flavored-ramen:

weakassposer:

stealing confederate flags and lighting them on fire should truly be the new shit everybody is doing in 2k15

Yes

I live Georgia so that hella confederate flags.

Florida too smh

^^

This! Let’s make it a trend.

Don’t get killed doing this but burn away!

cynicalfelines:

Well,

Here is a live kitten feed

Here is a live puppy feed

Here is a live penguin feed

Here is a live English Bulldog puppy feed

Here is a live parakeet feed

Here is a live sea otter feed

Here is a live panda feed

Here is a live calf feed

Here is a live chick feed

Here is a live sloth feed

*turns on adorable animal feeds and gives you soft pillows and blankets*

schnika:

vodkanme:

daftlypunk:

do not flirt with women when they are at work

do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt

honestly

Also at work they can’t leave. If you’re harassing a worker you’ve put them in a situation where they can’t remove themselves or respond in an appropriately angry manner without putting their jobs or safety in jeopardy. Stop that shit.

sherlock:

arynapril:

sher-lockedoutofthetardis:

Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.

#it’s either ‘yo I’ll help you hide the body’ or ‘yours is the body I’ll be hiding’

vinegarteeth:

Just so everyone is perfectly clear:

• serial killer = killed three or more people, all at separate events/times
• mass murderer = killed a large number of people (usually 4+) in one event
• spree killer = killed two or more people in a short time at multiple locations

Because not everybody knows the actual definitions of these terms, and at times I see people misusing them, and I just want the proper information to be known.

vesperass-anuna:

Someone with Snape on their blog header shitting over Ward. 

I’m not sure if I should headdesk or laugh. 

WHAT DO YOU THINK SNAPE WAS IF NOT A DOUBLE AGENT JUST LIKE WARD. 

butwhyisallthecoffeegone:

lumionescence:

southern-shinigami:

Asexuals are confused.
Bisexuals are confused.
Pansexuals are confused.
Homosexuals are confused.
Heterosexuals are confused.
Everyone is confused as to why you think you should have a say about a relationship that doesn’t involve you.

this ended so nicely.

And also how to do taxes. We’re confused about how to do taxes too.

cassywinchestertheangel:

discodeaky:

If you’re ever having a bad day, just remember that Princess Diana once asked Freddie Mercury to dress her up like a man and sneak her into a gay club, and he did it.

This is the best thing I’ve ever read

123ery:

i dont care if text posts are fake, let me believe the world is funny and creative and parents are weird and teachers are fun and coincidences always line up with the joke. it gives me hope.

opeggycarter:

halftimesharks:

opeggycarter:

halftimesharks:

if this post gets 100,000 notes i’ll wear the super bowl shark suit to prom

GUYS PLEASE MAKE MY FRIEND GO TO PROM 

SHE LITERALLY WILL NOT GO TO PROM OTHERWISE 

AMY I’D ACTUALLY BE LESS LIKELY TO GO IN A SHARK SUIT EVERYONE PLEASE STOP OH GOD

YOU WILL KEEP YOUR PROMISE TO THE TUMBLR PEOPLE IF THIS REACHES 1OO,OOO NOTES