I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document
Oh yeah and romeo’s going to be sulking about rosaline friendzoning him at the start
I’m really trying to emphasise the ‘stupid kids’ thing here
Six people are dead
44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.
Bless you
I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS
I AM GROOT
I went because I’m a die-hard Marvelite and to watch people blow shit up, to be honest.
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
steve rogers was an irish-american with disabilities growing up in 30s new york in a gay neighborhood and some people actually believe he would be conservative
I really hate that watching TV is associated with being lazy and boring while reading books is associated with being smart and profound. Both are really fucking great ways of telling stories and if you find a story that moves you, whether it’s a 900 page novel, a tv show, a film, a comic, or a sentence engraved on a slice of bread IT IS WORTHY OF YOUR TIME!!
Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white
Not a single one
No reason
No explanation
There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it
Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off
but wouldn’t it be better to put one white extra in the far background of a huge crowd shot for a few frames, so we could point to them every time someone gets pissed off?
This!
ok, so today at the daycare that i volunteer at it was ‘princess and superhero’ day and this little boy walked in in this sparkling blue dress and my favorite thing is that none of the kids reacted at all, they just told him he looked pretty and went on with they’re day and that is why children are better than adults
this made my day
I am being completely genuine here: I straight up do not understand everyone’s hangups over other people’s sexual identity. Seriously, guys:
Like, guys. What is the issue here? If they’re not actively trying to sleep with you personally and they’re not doing anyone harm, you have absolutely no right to comment on anyone’s sexual orientation.
talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that.
when rape is the girls fault
- when she is the rapist
when rape is the guys fault
- when he is the rapist
U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink
I am so proud of this fandom and how we have come together in so many different ways. Between the movie, the comics, and now FFO, we have carried the signal farther than anyone could have anticipated and it hasn’t yet been stopped.
Happy anniversary, Browncoats
“I answered your weirdly specific craigslist roommate ad as a joke and now we’re living together” au
Au Darcy Lewis Prompt:
Darcy Lewis never said this to anyone but her parents were modern Houdinis; a married couple of magicians, travelling the world and teaching little Darcy everything of the trade. That’s why the Avengers and her friends at the Tower were surprised when she showed them her talents for escapism when the next vilain trapped them to his fortress of doom. Also, her second name is actually Houdini, they never let her live this one down though.
I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room
whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
wait
Don’t get so angry about it, it’s all fun and games
… until someone loses their eyes
MYTHOLOGY PUNS <3
“if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?”
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE
DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE
DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE
DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE
IN 2016 (x)
“[Deadpool] will actually have no connection to the one that was in Wolverine,” said Reynolds.
This could hopefully be all kinds of hillarious…:D
It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.