So light ‘em up, up, up
Light ‘em up, up, up
Light ‘em up, up, up
I’m on FIRE…
Has anyone done this yet or…
low
I’m beyond speechless….and in a bad way.
What can I say?
This was made in the…
*Whole Fandom rushes to stop me*
*whispers* …heat of the moment…
WHO. DO. YOU. THINK. YOU. ARE?
That awkward moment in a writer’s life when you have the urge to email a tiny country store in Vermont to ask whether or not they sell…
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it
it is crucial to believe and respect girls when they say a guy is giving them bad vibes even if they don’t give you a reason why
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
why are men so weird everywhere always (x)
i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing
(via retconcorps)
okay hear me out aromantic natasha who as a ~thing~ with clint and every time somebody asks them to define their relationship natasha raises an eyebrow while clint makes vaguely exasperated hand gestures
#all i can think of is clint waving around a coffee pot and making noncommittal noises then flapping his hands near his chest then shrugging and chugging the coffee pot #and natasha’s like ‘yeah that exactly’
I’M CLEAN
i took
a shower
when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is
I’m British and I can’t even make a nice cup of tea
Some people love to shut down people who talk about trans and intersex issues by saying that they’re “only 1% of the population” and thus can be ignored since they “aren’t statistically significant enough.”
By that logic, we can now systematically ignore:
- Redheads
- The entire state of Rhode Island
- Anyone who makes over $500,000 a year
- Pacific Islanders
- Australia
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
oMGGGG
pizza cares
Pizza understands
pizza spelt its own name wrong
THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D RATHER BE DEAD THAN GO TO SCHOOL
Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I…
jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend:
a tEENAGER???… withPOLITCIAL OPINIONS?? no… politics for adults. this not affect you. go sit at kids table
(5 min later) this new generation of teenagers doesn’t care about anything besides parties and the internet
girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
girl: but-
me: bye
here’s a tip
if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink
respect it
ok but consider this: nonbinary superheroes
“are you a man or a woman?”
“I’m a hero”
“What gender are you”
“Super”A+