Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6-…
a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
I think this is a good example of how the world should work.
what do you mean it’s inappropriate to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC at my funeral
“You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again.”
“You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school.”
fuck the education system
I will never NOT reblog this.
if you identify as cis but haven’t actually taken time to sit down and examine and analyze your gender identity, it’s probably time to do that otherwise you’ve just given in to society forcing a significant part of your identity upon you.
if…
FIC WHERE THEY KNOW EACH OTHER BUT THEY DON’T KNOW THEY KNOW EACH OTHER (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
- my friend can’t stop talking about how they want to set me up with their other friend so we start texting each other and they’re hilarious but shy about meeting and ALSO there’s a cute bike…
i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”
if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong
when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is
SWEET JESUS
SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
OH MY GOD.
I TELL PEOPLE THAT IT SMELLS “SHARP” WHEN IT’S COLD AND PEOPLE THINK I’M FUCKING INSANE.
DEAR CHRIST
COLD SMELLS THE SAME WAY SOME METALS SMELL
Rain smells round, cold smells sharp, and spring in general smells curly.
and heat smells fat and heavy
What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.
#teenage girls are so important #all young girls are so important #i will kill a thousand men to protect young girls #with my bare hands
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.
That is a liiiiittle bit creepy
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BROTHERS GRIMM FAIRYTALES HONEY
if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras.
There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.
This is the best description ever
So we got new Latin books today and my teacher immediately told us to turn to page 81.
This is the original picture:
A picture of a statue of Poseidon.
But look at some of the treasures we found:
Rockstar dominatrix Poseidon.
Old woman Poseidon.
BUT THIS IS WHERE WE LOST IT…
X-MEN CYCLOPES POSEIDON
AND MASTER CHIEF POSEIDON
OKAY GUYS SO I JUST WENT OUT TO BUY GLUE FOR A MEDIA PROJECT I HAVE TO DO AND I SAW THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING HALLOWEEN SHIRT EVER
AND THEN I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS
STOP REBLOGGING THIS
THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED
how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like
“how long have you been 17”
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”
My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.
superwholockian: WE KNOW HOW TO KILL AND HIDE A BODY
me: throws you into a locker
Superwholockian: *Burns down the locker* *Climbs out of fire with no scratches* *Puts on fez* * Puts on scarf* *eyes flicker black* You shouldn’t of done that.
What is this
embarrassment incarnate
Moon…
Mercury…
Venus…
Mars…
Jupiter…
Saturn…
Uranus…
Neptune…
JUPITER. Holy fuck
What about if Earth had rings?
What would that look like
this is like porn i love space
Gallifrey…
