unlearn racism & white supremacy without expecting some kind of pat on the back for believing in basic human rights
when people ask me to watch their stuff in the library
“no problem”
The bond created between you and whoever asks you to watch their stuff in the library is so real and I have no idea why.
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
Needed this today
when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be.
this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.
It is the truth. A year ago I was living in a basement. This is my view this year.
2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!
We’ll find you Ashley.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because ashley cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.
I couldn’t not reblog…
but what if ashley reblogs
Tried really hard to ignore this but the guilt was overpowering
I just realized how fucking disgusting it is that it’s considered healthy and normal for teenage boys to eat everything ever yet teenage girls are obviously also growing but are fucking dieting all the time and shamed for eating while they’re growing
emma watson is kindergarten feminism. shes “lets scrape the surface of sexism but not point any fingers because i dont want men to dislike me” feminism. shes mayonnaise feminism.
#okay yes but do people not understand how fucked up it is that…
do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho
Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?
yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur
Horse nipple is easier to reach for a baby centaur
soon the ancient meme god nyancat will return and slay your false meme idols. the hour of the lolcat is upon us. repent. u can haz mercy
okay so this post made me genuinely curious about how old the lolcat meme is and apparently it’s older than the fucking internet
this picture was taken in 1905
lolcats are older than most human beings jesus christ
protect young trans guys whos families think theyre only how they are because of their dads
protect young trans guys whos families think theyre only how they are because they dont like their body enough to be a girl
protect young trans guys whos family makes them a laughing stock at family dinners during the holidays because they trusted them enough to tell them
protect young trans guys at all costs
- Stop assuming that everyone has been treated well by that family.
- Respect is not freely given, it is earned. You don’t owe anyone respect. You do not owe anyone anything.
- This line is used repeatedly in abusive situations. It is frequently used in emotional abuse in the form of gaslighting to make the survivor doubt their perceptions of events. It also is frequently used to control, manipulate and coerce behaviour.
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
are you fucking kidding me this is tERRIFYING
foods dangerous to dogs:
- avocadoes
- alcohol
- raw bread dough
- caffeine
- chocolate
- grapes and raisins
- onions and garlic
- macadamia nuts
- raw salmon
- xylitol (artificial sweeteners)
if you have a dog please reblog this
You don’t need to have a dog, everyone just reblog this maybe ok yes
12 cups of coffee
11 mental breakdowns
10 fucking pages
9 hour deadline
8 cited sources
7 days to do it
6 days i wasted
FIVE TIMES THE PAIN
4 shots of vodka
3 days since I slept
2 words on my page
and a rubric that is not clear
12 cups of coffee
11 mental breakdowns
10 fucking pages
9 hour deadline
8 cited sources
7 days to do it
6 days i wasted
FIVE TIMES THE PAIN
4 shots of vodka
3 days since I slept
2 words on my page
and a rubric that is not clear
HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS
- WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
- REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.
((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))
Please don’t ever feel bad about posting about how your day’s going or a random story or how you’re feeling or a cute selfie because I actually really like seeing everyone on my dash. I follow you all for a reason.
what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur
this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”