Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
tequila mockingbird
F. scotch Fitzgerald
Ernest Hemingway
hogwarts slytherin girls in their 4th year creating spells and potions that will alert you if there’s a love potion in your food/drink bc that shit is basically a date rape drug and there’s no fucking way it would be treated as a funny joke and that nobody in the wizarding world would be angry as hell about it
To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry
seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater
Reblog it. Now. We all know the dark truth
no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”
bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody
*Gif does not belong to me*
The villain has the hero at gunpoint. Everything seems lost. Then the hero has an amazing idea: Make them talk. So the hero says “Now since I am as good as dead, tell me: Why are you doing this?”
The villain smiles and shoots him.Plot twist: the villain is fucking smart
It’s like,
have
you
seen
what
Disney
has
done
before?
For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.
YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!
yo
guys i think Jessica Rabbit wins
FOREVER REBLOG
*steve rips that log in two*
*bucky pops up from the bushes* STEVE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU ARE GOUNG TO GET A spLINTe R JESUS CHRIST STEVIE WHERE ARE YOUR GLOVES WHY ARENT YOU USING THAT AXE. TONY HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN DONT YOU KNOW YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE S U P E R V I S I N G YOURE BOTH IN TROUBLE
Ok but imagining Mulan’s kid coming out as a trans boy and Mulan giving tips on dressing/appearing more masculine from her experience in changing her appearance
At the dinner table, my sister asked all of us what color we thought her boyfriend’s shirt looked like. After we all said gray, she turned to him and said “now tell them what color you think it is” and he just quietly replied “dark white”
i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
who the fuck shaves their legs everyday?
Ain’t nobody got time for that
seriously who gives that many fucks, it’s called pants people
i highly doubt anyone’s leg hair grows fast enough to have to shave it every day. maybe every week? every week at least.
Every week at most.
And that’s in the summer. It’s winter. I shave my legs when I fucking feel like it, and if that’s once a month that’s what happens.
LIFE HACK IF SOMEONE IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING TRY TO BE EXCITED FOR THEM OR AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY INTERESTED BECAUSE NOTHING FEELS WORSE THAN EXPRESSING SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN OR IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY
*hears intro to Sugar We’re Going Down* … *runs into room* AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET *kicks wall* I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING *punches chair* YOU WANNA HEAR *throws table* COS THAT’S JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK
me in 2005 and still me in 2014
*hears intro to Sugar We’re Going Down* … *runs into room* AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET *kicks wall* I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING *punches chair* YOU WANNA HEAR *throws table* COS THAT’S JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK
me in 2005 and still me in 2014
100% accuracy
When someone starts supporting all different types of sexual orientations and genders
when they start trashing straight cis white people
BLESS THIS POST AND BLESS YOU
Nah this post sucks…straight cis white people have so much privilege it’s really not that hard to get over being made fun of on a fucking website
LOL y’all ever seen them “pro dark skin” posts/blogs but none the people on there are actually dark skin. The darkest they get is like Keke Palmer. When i talk about dark skin i want to see DARK SKIN
This
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dark
External imageskin
not this
External imagethis is like “well we tried but no one darker than this exists or is worth our time LOL”
WHEN THE WRITERS OF “DOCTOR WHO” FOUND OUT THAT DAVID TENNANT HAD TROUBLE SAYING WORDS ENDING WITH -OON WITHOUT REVERTING BACK TO HIS NATURAL SCOTTISH ACCENT, THEY WROTE AN ENTIRE EPISODE AND INVENTED A NEW TYPE OF ALIEN JUST SO THEY COULD MAKE HIM SAY “A JUDOON PLATOON UPON THE MOON.”
For the first time, there is a hotline in the US that is staffed entirely by transgender people, to serve transgender people. Everyone in the trans community needs to be spreading this around. Lives could be saved.
You can reach Trans Lifeline at 877-565-8860Worth reblogging
ok. but listen. if your friend is being abused and harassed …. and you want to play it “neutral” and continue being friends with people who are actively hurting them…. you arent a friend you are a dried up dookie on the sidewalk
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FINAL EXAMS
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ENTRANCE EXAMS
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ORAL PRESENTATIONS
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR GIANT ESSAYS
GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK
d(^u^)b
today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread
ok but this seems…
If you have suffered a tragedy and someone says, “you’re in my prayers” with sincerity, and you respond with some egotistical shit about being atheist you are an emotionally inept moron.
For real though, like think about it. If someone is religious, there’s really no kinder sentiment they can express than appealing to the highest power they know for your recovery. Whether or not you think it “works” is irrelevant— the kindness is absolutely real.
