Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
literally like 95% of girls have stretch marks on their body and if you’re going to give them a hard time about them then you didn’t deserve to see her body in the first place
BEAUTIFUL SCARS OF LIGHTNING AND THUNDER, BLESSED BE THOSE DAUGHTERS OF THOR
dean’s always on about dying a violent death but what if he just trips over a brick and like, that’s it, that’s the end of the show
One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”
She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him
people who are not excited for agent carter are not people that i trust
I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY
PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF
hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself
EVEN UTERUSES HATE PERIODS SO MUCH THAT THEY WOULD RATHER COMMIT SUICIDE THAN GO THROUGH 5 DAYS OF THAT SHIT
There’s no such thing as:
- Using too much conditioner
- putting on too much eyeliner
- wearing too much black
- being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
- liking a band “too much”
- falling for someone too fast/too hard.
just remember that ok
is 25 litres of eyeliner too much
friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres
nah but this isn’t even a “friendly reminder” anymore this is an angry as FUCK i am so done with your bullshit kind of FURIOUS reminder that ANCIENT EGYPTIAN ROYALTY PRIOR TO THE PTOLEMYS WERE BLACK POC
NEFERTITI WAS B L A C K
RAMSES II WAS B L A C K
QUEEN TIYE WAS B L A C K
HATSHEPSUT WAS B L A C K
WE HAVE BUSTS OF EGYPTIAN ROYALTY LOOKIN LIKE THIS
AND PEOPLE ARE STILL SUGGESTING THEY MIGHT HAVE BEEN WHITE
FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE
what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?
J = Next Post
K = Previous Post
L = Like
N = View Notes
Space = Show Photo
Shift + R = Reblog
Shift + E = Add to Queue
Z + Tab = Switch Blogs
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
I just reblogged this with the command, shit
MAGIC.
Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme
No no no lol please don’t
Forever reblog until 2017
O my god no
i cant stop laughing
until 2017
only 3 more years.
I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then
when people ask you how school is:
geek culture is so fascinating, it’s like a contest of who can cram more pieces of popular media into the gaping void where a personality should be
ok but consider this: nonbinary superheroes
“are you a man or a woman?”
“I’m a hero”
“What gender are you”
“Super”A+
“Yeah, but what’s in your pants?”
“Justice”“But what’s between your legs?”
“The crushed heads of my enemies”
what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life
Why is this not getting around faster
DUDE
then i died in some really strange ways
This meshes with another belief in a scary way for me. You know that myth that says lovers who committed suicide together are reincarnated as twins?
My twin sister and I are both terrified of heights, specifically precipices.oh
When the weather man said there’d be 6-8 inches of snow i wasn’t expecting this much, but that’s prolly bc I’m so used to guys lying about what 6-8 inches actually is
*spits drink*
best penis joke of 2014.. so far.. makes me damn proud
Did you say 6-8 inches of Snow?
You know nothing, Weather Man.
i dont get the stereotype that british people are really nice and shit because one of the most popular show in britain is the one where we send like 12 celebrities into the jungle and make them eat testicles
what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?
J = Next Post
K = Previous Post
L = Like
N = View Notes
Space = Show Photo
Shift + R = Reblog
Shift + E = Add to Queue
Z + Tab = Switch Blogs
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
I just reblogged this with the command, shit
MAGIC.
WHO CLICKS ORDER PRICES FROM HIGH TO LOW ON AMAZON AND MEANS IT
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
the-whovian-down-baker-street:
Hang on a minute…
Shouldn’t all mermaids be fat?
Mermaids are probably mammals, because of their visible breast tissue and horizontal tail fins.
Aquatic mammals need to have developed a thick layer of…
Don’t post your negativity on a positive post.
Electrons
I should kick your ass.
In 2010, there were 8 school shootings in the US.
In 2011, there were 10.
In 2012, there were 14.
In 2013? 28.
In the first half of 2014 alone, we have already suffered 38 school shootings.
If that doesn’t horrify you, then I don’t know what would.
what the actual fuck goes on in america
White boys don’t get what they want so they shoot everybody.
^^^^literally the case
forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has
but it has
oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea
just remembered my cocoa, thanks.
