Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five
WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS GET NOTES
because your law teacher defeated the law
she’s beauty
she’s grace
she’s natasha romanoff and for some reason she still doesn’t have her own fucking movie
@ every single trans/genderfluid/bigender/non-binary/agender teen that isnt safe coming out to their family: i love you, i am proud of you, you are made of all the good things in the universe, and you are going to rock it every day. i am rooting for you all the way, every day. go out there and kill it. i believe in you.
I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”
like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church
you can literally have it all sis
the world is yours
This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
Dear Australians,
Please remember to be considerate and not post 2015 spoilers.
If there are jet packs and flying cars then the rest of us would like to enjoy the surprise for ourselves.
However, if we’re facing thermonuclear annihilation then a heads up would actually be appreciated.
Cheers!
so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.
A+ use of gif
I am a fucking delight, I whisper to no one as I put something witty in the tags.
I DONT THINK YOU GET IT
IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER
SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY
GROW A SET AND TELL HER
no ok but like 2 years ago this one guy called me pretty and I still remember it to this day like whenever I think I’m ugly I’m like well at least that one guy that one time thought I was pretty
WARNING THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS CATCALLING OR SAYING “HEY SEXY”, ETC.
THAT MAKES YOU A DBAG
Legit. I had a really nice carnie come up and talk to me while I was working at a festival once and he asked me out (I had to say no because I was leaving for college in a week and I was ridiculously busy) and when I asked why (because I’m an awkward human) he went “Well, you’re smart and funny and you’re actually gorgeous enough to make the volunteer shirt look good.” That was years ago, I still remember it when I’m having a shitty day.
Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:
Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.
wait… so *that’s* what happens?!?
I THOUGHT IT WAS STAINS NO WONDER THEY WEREN’T WASHING OFF
holy shit i was so embarrassed about this
I swear a lot of people would be less confused about their sexual orientation if they knew that romantic orientations were also a thing.
I’m just going to leave this here.
i’ve stopped trash talking comic sans after learning the font is actually one of the only dyslexia-friendly fonts that come standard with most computers and i advocate for others doing the same
In the event that you would like to continue hating Comic Sans, other dyslexia-friendly alternatives include Arial, Verdana, Tahoma, Century Gothic and Trebuchet.
thank
Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.
Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.
can you imagine
if google just disappeared from the internet
and then we couldn’t google what happened to it
because google was gone
It took me a good two minutes to work out that that is a picture of a person in a translucent waterslide and not someone trapped in a human test tube in a horror film
this is why we need google
it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever
#do no harm but take no shit
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
OKAY SO APPARENTLY THERE’S SUPPOSED TO BE ANOTHER WAVE OF ANON HATE ON NEW YEARS DAY AND THEY ARE GOING TO TARGET AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE. PLEASE SPREAD THIS AND TURN OFF ANON OMFG GUYS THIS IS NOT A JOKE I PROMISE 100% THERE HAVE BEEN WARNINGS EVERYWHERE AND THEY AREN’T GOING TO ONLY HIT FANDOMS!!!!
GUYS, THAT FUCKING IMPORTANT! SPREAD THE WORD!
guys fucking reblog this NOW
